Let's All Have Ourselves a Lovely Christmas!

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Bruce Lovely, Dec 23, 2002.

  1. Bruce Lovely

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    Hello Everybody. Judging by my suave visage, you obviously know that I'm in an exceptionally mild-mannered mood.

    You know, Christmas is a time for giving, seeing family, having a joyous time, and of course, giving thanks for the great things this oyster of a world has given us.

    So now, I'd like to tell you all how thankful I am for this forum and the joyous gifts it has brought to me. You guys are the best. Hell, I'd go so far as to say I love you guys.





    The 12 Days of Christmas.


    On the 12th day of Christmas, Jeff Sherwood gave to me....

    Twelve Tards a Typing

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    Eleven No-Name Newbies

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    Ten Posts Per Hour

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  2. Bruce Lovely

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    Nine Bloody Tampons

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    Eight English Limeys

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    Seven Shelves a Shelving

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    Six Sherdog Knockoffs

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  3. Bruce Lovely

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    FIVE WHOPPING POUNDS!

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    Four Rickson Threads

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    Three Pancake Nipples

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    Two Adopted Kids

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    ONE KARL MALONE SLAMDUNKING YOUR ASS!

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    YOU LIKE THAT SHIT! FUCK YOU! I HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS SUCKS AS BAD AS MINE WILL.
     
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  5. Don Juan DeMarco

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    Bruce you should go celebrate Hannukah with your Jewish cousin Jack Putz.
     
  6. blumpkinboy

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    I will be in S.Florida soakin' up the sun!Maybe you'll get those chromosomes you're missing.....
     
  7. Bruce Lovely

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    Putz is Jewing it up as we speak. I'm a Christmas man myself.

    Ed Taylor chewed through our trailer's Christmas light (yeah, singular.....you have a problem with that?) earlier this evening. I guess he mistook it for a turtle egg. Now he's picking glass splinters out of his charred mouth.
     
  8. ruffneck119

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    That was Classic you King of Tardo :)
     
  9. Don Juan DeMarco

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    Why the FUCK would you put one Christmas light on a doublewide?
     
  10. Bruce Lovely

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    Don Juan......money and light bulbs don't grow on trees.
     
  11. seldomTap

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    Merry Xmas Bruce and family!

    What are you getting the kids this year? I am sure SID would be a demanding person to buy for?!?!
     
  12. Don Juan DeMarco

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    You sprung for the double wide though.. you shouldve gotten a single with only a shower and no tub. Wait a second.. a shower wouldnt do any good for your quadruple amputee girlfriend. You just let her float in the tub until she gets all pruney and clean ?
     
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    Bruce, Bruce, Bruce. You just made my Christmas a joyous one with this thread.
     
  14. are we exchanging presents now or are we waiting?
     
  15. ruffneck119

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    I want something! :)
     
  16. here you go. enjoy.

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  17. ruffneck119

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    Dope a wierd looking bong... wait a minute!
     
  18. i want a blow up doll:)
     
  19. there you go. enjoy.

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  20. YAAAAAAAAAAAY:) thank you animal and shes blonde to:)
     

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