Let's All Have Ourselves a Lovely Christmas!

[Bruce Lovely]

Hello Everybody. Judging by my suave visage, you obviously know that I'm in an exceptionally mild-mannered mood.

You know, Christmas is a time for giving, seeing family, having a joyous time, and of course, giving thanks for the great things this oyster of a world has given us.

So now, I'd like to tell you all how thankful I am for this forum and the joyous gifts it has brought to me. You guys are the best. Hell, I'd go so far as to say I love you guys.





The 12 Days of Christmas.


On the 12th day of Christmas, Jeff Sherwood gave to me....

Twelve Tards a Typing

Eleven No-Name Newbies

Ten Posts Per Hour

 

[Bruce Lovely]

Nine Bloody Tampons

Eight English Limeys

Seven Shelves a Shelving

Six Sherdog Knockoffs

(Picture not available due to lack of care to go to other forums)

 

[Bruce Lovely]

FIVE WHOPPING POUNDS!

Four Rickson Threads

Three Pancake Nipples

Two Adopted Kids

And.............






























ONE KARL MALONE SLAMDUNKING YOUR ASS!

YOU LIKE THAT SHIT! FUCK YOU! I HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS SUCKS AS BAD AS MINE WILL.

 

[Scarface]

Good to see you back you old fart@!

 

[Don Juan DeMarco]

Bruce you should go celebrate Hannukah with your Jewish cousin Jack Putz.

 

[blumpkinboy]

I will be in S.Florida soakin' up the sun!Maybe you'll get those chromosomes you're missing.....

 

[Bruce Lovely]

Putz is Jewing it up as we speak. I'm a Christmas man myself.

Ed Taylor chewed through our trailer's Christmas light (yeah, singular.....you have a problem with that?) earlier this evening. I guess he mistook it for a turtle egg. Now he's picking glass splinters out of his charred mouth.

 

[ruffneck119]

That was Classic you King of Tardo

 

[Don Juan DeMarco]

Why the FUCK would you put one Christmas light on a doublewide?

 

[Bruce Lovely]

Don Juan......money and light bulbs don't grow on trees.

 

[seldomTap]

Merry Xmas Bruce and family!

What are you getting the kids this year? I am sure SID would be a demanding person to buy for?!?!

 

[Don Juan DeMarco]

You sprung for the double wide though.. you shouldve gotten a single with only a shower and no tub. Wait a second.. a shower wouldnt do any good for your quadruple amputee girlfriend. You just let her float in the tub until she gets all pruney and clean ?

 

[Milkman Dan]

Bruce, Bruce, Bruce. You just made my Christmas a joyous one with this thread.

 

[animal mother]

are we exchanging presents now or are we waiting?

 

[ruffneck119]

I want something!

 

[animal mother]

here you go. enjoy.

 

[ruffneck119]

Dope a wierd looking bong... wait a minute!

 

[THE_HAMMER_187]

i want a blow up doll

 

[animal mother]

there you go. enjoy.

 

[THE_HAMMER_187]

YAAAAAAAAAAAY thank you animal and shes blonde to