Hello Everybody. Judging by my suave visage, you obviously know that I'm in an exceptionally mild-mannered mood. You know, Christmas is a time for giving, seeing family, having a joyous time, and of course, giving thanks for the great things this oyster of a world has given us. So now, I'd like to tell you all how thankful I am for this forum and the joyous gifts it has brought to me. You guys are the best. Hell, I'd go so far as to say I love you guys. The 12 Days of Christmas. On the 12th day of Christmas, Jeff Sherwood gave to me.... Twelve Tards a Typing Eleven No-Name Newbies Ten Posts Per Hour
Nine Bloody Tampons Eight English Limeys Seven Shelves a Shelving Six Sherdog Knockoffs (Picture not available due to lack of care to go to other forums)
FIVE WHOPPING POUNDS! Four Rickson Threads Three Pancake Nipples Two Adopted Kids And............. ONE KARL MALONE SLAMDUNKING YOUR ASS! YOU LIKE THAT SHIT! FUCK YOU! I HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS SUCKS AS BAD AS MINE WILL.
Putz is Jewing it up as we speak. I'm a Christmas man myself. Ed Taylor chewed through our trailer's Christmas light (yeah, singular.....you have a problem with that?) earlier this evening. I guess he mistook it for a turtle egg. Now he's picking glass splinters out of his charred mouth.
Merry Xmas Bruce and family! What are you getting the kids this year? I am sure SID would be a demanding person to buy for?!?!
You sprung for the double wide though.. you shouldve gotten a single with only a shower and no tub. Wait a second.. a shower wouldnt do any good for your quadruple amputee girlfriend. You just let her float in the tub until she gets all pruney and clean ?
