Learning Italian

[Flower2dPeople]

Genio

 

[Trabaho]

Mangiare merda paisano, capisce

Eat shit ____, do you understand

What is paisano, gonna google it.

Tu, sei, una, granda, merda, Osculater.

 

[Osculater]

Eay shit ____, do you understand

What is paisano, gonna google it.

Tu, sei, una, granda, merda, Osculater.

 

[Trabaho]

Puši kurac majmune

 

[Patrick Jane]

The most important tip i can give you is to always keep in mind that italian is a sign language. People who are trying to gaslight you into thinking italian is a spoken language are liars. Yeah, i said it.

 

[Renard]

Tu sei is for a singular interlocutor, obviously doesn't work with ragazzi (plural). "Granda mierda" (merda, not mierda) is singular and doesn't even make sense in the context. It would be something like: Ragazzi di Sherdog, siete pezzi di merda.

Your second sentence should be: Mi chiamo Oliver e non parlo bene l'italiano. No clue what you're saying after that.

You wouldn't pass the beginner class 1 final exam. Verb tenses for essere and knowing how to introduce yourself properly is something you cover in the very first classes. You didn't study 5 years. Sometimes people say stuff like that and you can clearly see they haven't progressed. Why? Because their idea of studying is spending like 1 hour per year studying. You're essentially a beginner and would need to start from scratch.

 

[Osculater]

Puši kurac majmune

Twoja matka jest dziwką

 

[Trabaho]

Tu sei is for a singular interlocutor, obviously doesn't work with ragazzi (plural). "Granda mierda" (merda, not mierda) is singular and doesn't even make sense in the context. It would be something like: Ragazzi di Sherdog, siete pezzi di merda.

Your second sentence should be: Mi chiamo Oliver e non parlo bene l'italiano. No clue what you're saying after that.

You wouldn't pass the beginner class 1 final exam. Verb tenses for essere and knowing how to introduce yourself properly is something you cover in the very first classes. You didn't study 5 years. Sometimes people say stuff like that and you can clearly see they haven't progressed. Why? Because their idea of studying is spending like 1 hour per year studying. You're essentially a beginner and would need to start from scratch.

I didn't study, it was a subject at school. I knew better german than our teachers, so mom sent me to take italian as second foreign language. We all learned english in school. So I had italian probably twice a week in school. I didn't want to study it. I always had 2 as grade. 1 being fail, 2 being pass, 5 being the highest grade. I was just good enough to pass the year.

No google, I remember this clearly

Io sono
Tu sei
lui lei e est
Noi siamo
Voi siette
Loro sono

I can not speak 1% italian, just from having heard it twice a week for 5 years, I think it's less hard for me to pick up. Like sub consciously you remember some language you heard for 5 years during your teenage years when your brain is still a sponge. Just for fun. Would be kinda cool to just speak basic italian. Right now I don't even speak it on beginer level, I can say maybe 40 words. I forgot it all and didn't know a lot in the first place. But it sounds familiar. And fun.

 

[fungi]

So, we learning Eyetaian itt?
Let's go!!!

 

[fungi]

The most important tip i can give you is to always keep in mind that italian is a sign language. People who are trying to gaslight you into thinking italian is a spoken language are liars. Yeah, i said it.

 

[Trabaho]

Twoja matka jest dziwką

What's dziwka and why you typing polnish words

Croatian version

Tvoja majka je


dziwka, ok google now let's see if he said som bad bout my moma

 

[Trabaho]

Twoja matka jest dziwką

Ok as expected

But isn't the polnish word kurva ?

Now I gotta clap back.

Gospodine, vaša majka se napušila moje kite. Recite joj da prestane molim vas. Potrošila mi je cjelu spermu. Osušio sam se.

 

[Trabaho]

Well they got african and arab genes in them. The temperament.

 

[Osculater]

Ok as expected

But isn't the polnish word kurva ?

Now I gotta clap back.

Gospodine, vaša majka se napušila moje kite. Recite joj da prestane molim vas. Potrošila mi je cjelu spermu. Osušio sam se.

Yeah it is but I can't type the complete sentence

 

[Osculater]

Ok as expected

But isn't the polnish word kurva ?

Now I gotta clap back.

Gospodine, vaša majka se napušila moje kite. Recite joj da prestane molim vas. Potrošila mi je cjelu spermu. Osušio sam se.

Ask your mom instead bruh LOL

 

[I Am Legion]

When my daughter was in HS I got in a fight with her. Her friends were taking Italian and she wanted to be in class with them. I told her to take Spanish. I lost. She is now fluent in a language she never has the opportunity to use. Spanish is the way to go hermano. Estudié español en la escuela secundaria. Uso el español a menudo. Me gusta comer gatos.

 

[Trabaho]

When my daughter was in HS I got in a fight with her. Her friends were taking Italian and she wanted to be in class with them. I told her to take Spanish. I lost. She is now fluent in a language she never has the opportunity to use. Spanish is the way to go hermano. Estudié español en la escuela secundaria. Uso el español a menudo. Me gusta comer gatos.

Yeah spanish is superior. Spain + Latin America. Vs 1 Country of Italy and makybe a few people in Switzerland was it.

 

[Trabaho]

Tu sei is for a singular interlocutor, obviously doesn't work with ragazzi (plural). "Granda mierda" (merda, not mierda) is singular and doesn't even make sense in the context. It would be something like: Ragazzi di Sherdog, siete pezzi di merda.

Your second sentence should be: Mi chiamo Oliver e non parlo bene l'italiano. No clue what you're saying after that.

You wouldn't pass the beginner class 1 final exam. Verb tenses for essere and knowing how to introduce yourself properly is something you cover in the very first classes. You didn't study 5 years. Sometimes people say stuff like that and you can clearly see they haven't progressed. Why? Because their idea of studying is spending like 1 hour per year studying. You're essentially a beginner and would need to start from scratch.

Why siete ? Does siete mean are ? As in Ragazzi of sherdog are ? Pezzi is pieces ?

Edit : siete is the plural of you. Voi siete, you are. Funny how english it's you are singular and you are for the plural. Also funny in Croatian it's vi ste which is the same as calling someone sir you are. English doesn't have calling someone sir without saying sir. German does have it. Sie as opposed to du. But Sie also means she and the plural third form aka talking bout others. Confusing. Also German and Croatian both got different words for animals and humans eating. Jesti, essen = eat. Žderati, Fressen - animal way of eating. Though maybe devour could be close to if or is it.
The word mad doesn't exist in German and Croatian. Mad is basically between angry and crazy. Closest would be wild as in wild, same spelling but different pronounciation. German and english are from the same language tree.

And I still can't speak italian tu mierde de la sherdog. We got italian tourists where I'm from in Hercegovina, for religious purposes. And you can see Italy from some points of the Croatian coast. Neighbours by water.

Gonna check if it's true, but do I remeber 15% of all Croatians can speak Italian. We actually are related. We're just majorly slavic but also mediterenian.

Yeah it's true some 14%. I'm not one.

And there's some areas where the population is mixed, just small parts. Like Italians in Croatia. I think we stole Pula from them, it has a coliseum.

Venecian republic used to be in Dubrovnik or something.

Well neighbours anyways.

If we were just slavs we wouldn't get brown in the summer. And have these funny nose and head shapes. And black hair.

 

[Osculater]

When my daughter was in HS I got in a fight with her. Her friends were taking Italian and she wanted to be in class with them. I told her to take Spanish. I lost. She is now fluent in a language she never has the opportunity to use. Spanish is the way to go hermano. Estudié español en la escuela secundaria. Uso el español a menudo. Me gusta comer gatos.

I knew a Italian guy from Sicily who also spoke French but picked up Spanish by listening the Mexican coworkers speaking on the job

 

[Osculater]

When my daughter was in HS I got in a fight with her. Her friends were taking Italian and she wanted to be in class with them. I told her to take Spanish. I lost. She is now fluent in a language she never has the opportunity to use. Spanish is the way to go hermano. Estudié español en la escuela secundaria. Uso el español a menudo. Me gusta comer gatos.

Gatos tacos por favor