BJJ Lassiter Jiu jitsu...???

Unrelated to his fraudulence

BWAHAHAHA His favorite movie is Legends of the Fall!!!

It's the only one listed period!!!
 
mhguitar4 said:
i thought that was a pretty cool movie...
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That's perfectly okay but if the following conversation took place...

Caio Terra: Hey mhguitar4 (I'm assuming that's your actual name) what's your favorite movie?

mhguitar4: I dunno why?

Caio Terra: I'm trying to design your blog about fraudulently claiming to be a black belt, MMA fighter, etc and it's asking me what your favorite movie is.

mhguitar4: Shouldn't you be training? Wait, why are you designing a blog about me?

Caio Terra: I torqued my knee the other day and blog designing is a hobby of mine.

mhguitar4: Oh..well..okay.......thanks?

Caio Terra: Hey anytime man. Anyway so what's your favotire movie?

mhguitar4: Well now that I think about it, and even though the entry section allows for multiple movies I will only choose one. And that movie, that I rank above all others, is Legends of the Mother Fucking Fall.

Caio Terra: Bro, I think kids might be on here.

mhguitar4: Okay just shorten it to Legends of the Fall.

Caio Terra: Done and....done. We're up and running

mhguitar4: Sweet

...then I would judge you. Just liking the movie is perfectly fine in my opinion.
 
what an unrealistic scenario. i have never even spoken to caio terra. your argument is invalid.
 
This is the best thread I have ever read all the way through.
 
mhguitar4 said:
what an unrealistic scenario. i have never even spoken to caio terra. your argument is invalid.
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i dunno man, it sounded pretty realistic to me. and how do we know you've never spoken to caio terra? we're just supposed to take your word for a fact? you've already stated that you loved Legends of the Fall, so in my mind, it's completely valid.
 
i read this entire thread on my blackberry. so has the guy gotten the "how taste my big pee pee" video treatment yet?
 
just spent a good hour reading this thread, whoever bumped it, thank you, that was amazing
 
kimble09 said:
i dunno man, it sounded pretty realistic to me. and how do we know you've never spoken to caio terra? we're just supposed to take your word for a fact? you've already stated that you loved Legends of the Fall, so in my mind, it's completely valid.
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Whats wrong with Legends of the Fall?
 
POPPA ROTZEE said:
Whats wrong with Legends of the Fall?
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Nothing is "wrong" with Legends of the Fall... but if you have to list a single movie that is your favorite movie, and you can only come up with Legends of the Fall, I will seriously worry about you.
 
codemonkey76 said:
Nothing is "wrong" with Legends of the Fall... but if you have to list a single movie that is your favorite movie, and you can only come up with Legends of the Fall, I will seriously worry about you.
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Ahh...didn't read everything. Definitely would even think of that movie if asked my favorite. But it was a good movie, I remember avoiding that movie like 4 times when my my girlfriend at the time wanted to watch..when she finally got me to, and he started hacking people up snatching scalps..I think I was in to it more than her lol.
 
Nice read for sure.
It does seem he used to be a "legit" purple belt competing.
Do check one of the other links (I think its the UG link) where an UG poster actually recalls to have met Lassiter at competitions at purple.
So I guess that can be seen as some proof for at least his purple.

Still weird that he could not even tell who gave him that purple.

So BUMPING awesome thread.
 
carebear said:
Nice read for sure.
It does seem he used to be a "legit" purple belt competing.
Do check one of the other links (I think its the UG link) where an UG poster actually recalls to have met Lassiter at competitions at purple.
So I guess that can be seen as some proof for at least his purple.

Still weird that he could not even tell who gave him that purple.

So BUMPING awesome thread.
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Yeah, epic thread, I saw that someone on bullshido did spot him in the 90's with a purple.

To be honest, he didn't seem all that bad from the his roll with Ryron, but Ryron does that to everyone so it's kinda hard to really judge his skill level.
 
carebear said:
Nice read for sure.
It does seem he used to be a "legit" purple belt competing.
Do check one of the other links (I think its the UG link) where an UG poster actually recalls to have met Lassiter at competitions at purple.
So I guess that can be seen as some proof for at least his purple.

Still weird that he could not even tell who gave him that purple.

So BUMPING awesome thread.
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well, he couldnt give his lineage, so as far as Im concern, he is probably a white belt tryint to fraud ppl out. he gave a fake as shit lineage, so I dont care what someone in other forum "remembers".
 
CodyTieQuan said:
Yeah, epic thread, I saw that someone on bullshido did spot him in the 90's with a purple.

To be honest, he didn't seem all that bad from the his roll with Ryron, but Ryron does that to everyone so it's kinda hard to really judge his skill level.
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that roll cannot be taken serius, I dont think lassiter was going balls out either, he was playing too, so was ryron...

he is still a fraud, but he has some balls (and will) to put on that brown that he hasnt earned... anyways, my problem with him isnt even his brown, its his super modified and improved style of jiu jitsu... you know, a better one than bjj.... in wich he is a black belt...
 
carebear said:
Nice read for sure.
It does seem he used to be a "legit" purple belt competing.
Do check one of the other links (I think its the UG link) where an UG poster actually recalls to have met Lassiter at competitions at purple.
So I guess that can be seen as some proof for at least his purple.

Still weird that he could not even tell who gave him that purple.

So BUMPING awesome thread.
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He was competing at blue belt and lost like 2 years ago, and still wears a black belt.
 
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