This will be a tv show. It has to. I can see the gambling companies sponsoring women with like "Golden Palace" written across their asses like a boxer's back, or something. Hehe, He'll go through a ton of women.
Not only that...but they're all gonna try to kill him with sex! They're gonna just go bananas on him.
Applicants Must Be Young, Attractive and Healthy.. otherwise a big 'un could smother him by sitting on his face and take home the pay-day
But what about his old-age, pride and wisdom? Wouldn't he be on the bad end of most of the German citizens?
Actually this guys is an idiot... i bet u one of the girls will be crazy and shoot the mothafucker in the head after sex.