Kids don't even know how to properly doorbell ditch people these days

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So my doorbell rings tonight at like 8:30 and as I'm walking to the door I can already see that nobody's there, so I peek my head out the door and can't see anyone, but I heard a noise and could tell somebody was nearby. I go grab some flip flops real quick and walk outside and just as I'm stepping off the porch I see two kids running from my neighbor's house across the street towards a large group of kids that are huddled in the middle of the road one house down from me. They all saw me when I got down to the sidewalk, yelled "oh shit" and took off running. I seriously contemplated chasing them just for shits and giggles because I know I woulda caught somebody and scared the shit out of them, but I was in flip flops and watching the UFC. In all seriousness though, what kind of sorry excuse for a doorbell ditching was that? Has doorbell ditching really fallen off to this level since I was a kid?
 
So tell us how professional you went about door bell ditching, TS?
 
We called it "Nicky Nicky Nine Doors" where I lived for some reason.

The good ole days.
 
We used to have a rule where you had to hide in their front yard to spice it up a bit. Nobody gets shot at around here for that though.
 
So my doorbell rings tonight at like 8:30 and as I'm walking to the door I can already see that nobody's there, so I peek my head out the door and can't see anyone, but I heard a noise and could tell somebody was nearby. I go grab some flip flops real quick and walk outside and just as I'm stepping off the porch I see two kids running from my neighbor's house across the street towards a large group of kids that are huddled in the middle of the road one house down from me. They all saw me when I got down to the sidewalk, yelled "oh shit" and took off running. I seriously contemplated chasing them just for shits and giggles because I know I woulda caught somebody and scared the shit out of them, but I was in flip flops and watching the UFC. In all seriousness though, what kind of sorry excuse for a doorbell ditching was that? Has doorbell ditching really fallen off to this level since I was a kid?

Wait, you weren't watching the Spurs and golden state game last night? It was one of the most important games of the season.
 
Wait, you weren't watching the Spurs and golden state game last night? It was one of the most important games of the season.
I actually switched back and forth over the last few minutes of the 4th. Despite my location I don't like the Warriors and was rooting for the Spurs.
 
I actually switched back and forth over the last few minutes of the 4th. Despite my location I don't like the Warriors and was rooting for the Spurs.
My man. I am a spurs fan myself.
 
Me and my friends did this in apartment buildings lol
 
Im with you, TS that's some weak Ding Dong Ditch'ing right there. What's next, kids Prank Calls without blocking their number?
 
I loved this game. In broad daylight, it's pretty obvious when it's kids playing and while there's certainly a point of it becoming obnoxious, it's pretty innocent. however, doing that shit at night will have people grabbing guns and thinking the worst.
 
Should have shoot some non-lethal rounds off into the crowd and watch them disperse.
 
They supposed to leave a bag of flaming shit on the porch.
 
That is some straight up amateur bullshit. Those clowns would have somehow covered themselves in dogshit if they'd tried to pull the prank from Can't Buy Me Love.

I thought kids today were supposed to be more gangster than we were.
 
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