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🎶cruisin' down the streets of Siam....🎶
Is Mylee back?
Man Van Damme's face got smelty. Maybe it was all the coke.
I got nothing against Batista, but why is he playing Tong Po? He doesn't look the part.
I prefer the tranny version of Tong Po.
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I cheered for Tong Po in the original movie.
Can he move like me?
*does a lot of weird, Parkinsons-like gyrations*
He looks like a villain that would be in a stargate
This remake will only wiggle the palm tree.
Don Johnson provided the wardrobe.