KENNY FLORIAN QUOTE DATABASE

[DougieJones]

IDK about quotes but I liked his book The Bible

 

[Reach4theSky]

 

[Luffy]

Inspired by the recently posted "TITO QUOTE DATABASE", I want your best Ken Flo quotes.

"I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training." - Kenny Florian

What else do we got?

Well he is right. A week = 7 days. 5 days, he trains 3 sessions / 3 days. In one day of the week, he'll double the session and train 2 sessions/2 days. So, 5 sessions of training in 6 days. The last day of the week, the 7th day, he'll train normally, one session... So, 6 days of training in a week

 

[Luffy]

Khabib is smashing Connor in the g&p

One of the commentators : I think that's a strategy from Connor, he is trying to tire Khabib out, he's aiming to gass Khabib!

Joe Rogan: no, I don't think that's it at all, I think he's just getting smashed...


Lmao that was funny. Who was the commentator btw? Don't remember. May have been the narrator at that time. But Connor trying to gass Khabib by getting ground and pounded to the point Herb Dean was even thinking whether he stops the fight there, was just so hilariously nonsensical it was funny

 

[Blastbeat]

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo."

- Kenny "KenFlo" Florian

 

[Prologue]

"There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart, I want to eat his children. I want BJ's belt!"

Kenny Florian

 

[SJP_SevenLaker]

“Everyone talking about Petr Yan is the greatest guy. You better win your fight because I’m coming on your ass.”

-Kenny Florian

 

[jsbx45]

“I’m the Head the in Charge…” - Kenny Florian​

 

[Luffy]

"Paulooo... Paulovich... You're dead man. Be sure to show up in the cage, gonna beat you up, get some money and send you back to Brazil, in the package. But even in Brazil, they don't want you. No one recognizes you. But now you are coming to my country. Muslims, brother, they are coming for you! Haha "

"Kenny Khamzat Florian "



Lmao. No wonder Paulo didn't show up to the fight

 

[blopdak]

A Kenny Florian quote database would be too large and take trillions in infrastructure costs alone. Not feasible and this thread’s premise is unrealistic.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

“I am the flail of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”
― Khaney Florian

 

[25 characters]

We have some planes. Nobody move everything will be Ok.
-Kenny Florian

 

[Legendary]

I've been having demonic nightmares about Jean Silva.

-Kenny Florian

 

[Neck&Neck]

“There can be only one” -Highlander Kenflo

 

[IDGETKTFO]

"Once in a lifetime human being." - Kenneth Florian

 

[Prologue]

"If we pull this off, I'm probably just gonna run over there, get in Georges face and motorboat his ass!"

Ken Flo

 

[milliniar]

"Do or do not, there is no try"