Kane from WWE is now the mayor of Knox County

[White Whale]

The big red machine choke slammed his opponent to hell to become mayor of the third most populous county in Tennessee.

http://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/24269953/glenn-jacobs-aka-kane-wwe-wins-mayoral-race-tennessee

 

[dittohead84]

Well it had to be.....it had to be Kane!

 

[HereticBD]

He fuckin' won, eh? Good for him.

 

[BudKing8806]

Slobberknocker

 

[WhitebeltXL]

 

[SammyPops]

Well it had to be.....it had to be Kane!

Either this or some version of choke slam from hell is the most appropriate post.

Well done sir.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

As shit as wrestling is they at least used to try and pretend it was real which made it fun. When you are clearly a public figure like a mayor you can hardly play the part of a burned up half zombie thing, it must be weird being a wrestling fan in the post kayfabe era.

 

[Deleted member 484047]

Good on him. I hope he does well, just to make his detractors eat their own words.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Glad to see the smear campaign is opponent ran against him with accusations of necrophilia didn't sway the voters.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Glad to see the smear campaign is opponent ran against him with accusations of necrophilia didn't sway the voters.

Cuz kane didnt do the dead body fucking

If trips ran for some shit that video would come up and be much more damaging

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Pretty sure that is actually Dr Isaac Yankem

 

[2arctanx]

sounds about right

 

[A_bomb47]

Pretty sure that is actually Dr Isaac Yankem

Nah that's Fake Diesel:

 

[all caps]

The Corporations slow take over continues

 

[Zer]

A lot of scandalous behaviour in his family

#MeToo?

 

[LMP]

Kane for President 2020. He has to wear his ring attire every time in public. Also he has to choke slam any foreign official he is negotiating with.

 

[Ruprecht]

It's far from surprising that prowrestlers would do well in American politics.

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

As shit as wrestling is they at least used to try and pretend it was real which made it fun. When you are clearly a public figure like a mayor you can hardly play the part of a burned up half zombie thing, it must be weird being a wrestling fan in the post kayfabe era.

he hasnt played a burned half zombie thing for like 10 years.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

It's far from surprising that prowrestlers would do well in American politics.

You're acting like a US state would actually elect somebody like Jesse The Body Ventura to Governor lol

 

[Ruprecht]

You're acting like a US state would actually elect somebody like Jesse The Body Ventura to Governor lol

I think he even had a bit on it.