Damn, bro.
DUI vs Stealing classified documents, defrauding cancer charities, For-profit Universities, illegal hush money payments to a pornstar, funneling foreign money to his businesses while he was president, attempting a coup
Tough fucking choice we have on our hands


Going to be hilarious watching Republicans try to sell this to the American people. It will go over about as well as JD Vance's racist mountain dew joke.
This would work if Republicans weren't running Trump. Unfortunately your team doubled down on the retard and can't really use any of this type of shit without coming off as dumbasses