Justine Kish is fighting tonight guys

[Ruke Doufus]

^ can confirm coffee as a laxative, I drink a cup driving to work and take a dump within 15 minutes of arrival.

Got it down to a science, as long as there are no delays in traffic.

They make a dollar, you make a dime
That's why you shit, on company time

 

[King in the North]

If she shits again she’ll be a real legend.

 

[Ruke Doufus]

Betting my house on Justine losing by TKO(diarrhea)

 

[Bubba Kid]

List of fighters who shit themselves in the octagon: Justine kish, Tim sylvia, Yoel Romero

Romero and sylvia actually won their fights lol. I'm curious if there is any more.

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

 

[Sensee]

Realistically, if you keep fighting after crapping yourself, you are an absolute warrior

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

^ can confirm coffee as a laxative, I drink a cup driving to work and take a dump within 15 minutes of arrival.

Got it down to a science, as long as there are no delays in traffic.

So you're that guy that loves to take dumps at work? Whats up with you dudes?

 

[BEATDOWNS]

That's how i look when i make my first bowel movement of the day too!

 

[Leonard Haid]

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poco a poco take away the c.

 

[Slaptastic]

Guidelines for J. Kish:

No tacos burritos or spicy salsa (avoid Chipotle)
No coffee or tea as it could stimulate the intestines.
No food for 6 hours leading up to fight.
Miralax 6 hours before the fight to ensure the colon is clear of any fecal debris.
Colonoscopy 1 hour before fight to ensure debris is clear.
Possible implantation with tape worm to consume all excess fecal matter

I feel terrible for her. I respect these fighters and what they go through. I also find this thread hilarious and I expect she really does have a list of what not to eat and drink in the hours leading up to entering the cage.

 

[daPROFESSOR]

^ can confirm coffee as a laxative, I drink a cup driving to work and take a dump within 15 minutes of arrival.

Got it down to a science, as long as there are no delays in traffic.

Why not drink your coffee right when you wake up, take a shit, then shower, then go to work?

your order of operations is gross

 

[MrCoffee]

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Great setup. I had no idea who that was, but had a good chuckle at the charades.

 

[WalterSobchak]

Lol gross

 

[wufabufa]

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[Fight Professor]

Apparently Justine Kish is not her real name, it's actually Svetlana Nasibulina.

She was adopted from Russia. Her new parents gave her an American name.

 

[Askafan]

She should just embrace the poop thing and make that her gimmick. There's probably a way to make a lot of money off it.

Some guy offered her $15k for her fight kit, she also got a discretionary bonus from Dana ..... where there's muck there's money.

 

[Ares Black]

So you're that guy that loves to take dumps at work? Whats up with you dudes?

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Great setup. I had no idea who that was, but had a good chuckle at the charades.

didn't know who Kish was or the guy in the pic? Guy in the pic is from Myth Busters TV show.

 

[Steely]

had a solid one this morning, lads. started the day off right, excited for the fights tonight. remember to keep a balanced diet

 

[ralphus1]

So you're that guy that loves to take dumps at work? Whats up with you dudes?

Better to stink up someone else's place than your own.

Which could also explain why I never get invited to dinner parties anymore.