Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by BEATDOWNS, Apr 17, 2021.
You've been warned
Kish is never going to live down poop gate is she
Tonight we paint the Canvas Brown!!!
Realistically, if you keep fighting after crapping yourself, you are an absolute warrior
Apparently Justine Kish is not her real name, it's actually Svetlana Nasibulina.
I hope Felice Herrig got a bonus for putting up with that shit! Pun intended.
Guidelines for J. Kish:
No tacos burritos or spicy salsa (avoid Chipotle)
No coffee or tea as it could stimulate the intestines.
No food for 6 hours leading up to fight.
Miralax 6 hours before the fight to ensure the colon is clear of any fecal debris.
Colonoscopy 1 hour before fight to ensure debris is clear.
Possible implantation with tape worm to consume all excess fecal matter
Spent her first five years in a Russian orphanage I believe.
I hope she keeps her shit together
^ can confirm coffee as a laxative, I drink a cup driving to work and take a dump within 15 minutes of arrival.
Got it down to a science, as long as there are no delays in traffic.
You forgot the most important one
Hope she chooses BROWN venum shits.
I mean, shorts
It should be put in her contract that she has to wear a diaper when she fights.
All Justine Kish needs to do in order to win is put you in North South position:
“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I thought Venum was making the new uniforms, but apparently it’s Depends.
this chick shit herself in a fuckin fight lol
lmao at coming in here all serious
Hopefully she double bags tonight
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