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Justine Kish is fighting tonight guys

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  1. BEATDOWNS Titanium Belt

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    You've been warned
     
  2. Pharenheit Khamzat Bless

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    Kish is never going to live down poop gate is she
     
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    Tonight we paint the Canvas Brown!!!
     
  4. gunlok Black Belt

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    Realistically, if you keep fighting after crapping yourself, you are an absolute warrior
     
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    Apparently Justine Kish is not her real name, it's actually Svetlana Nasibulina.
     
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  6. BEATDOWNS Titanium Belt

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    I hope Felice Herrig got a bonus for putting up with that shit! Pun intended. :D
     
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    Guidelines for J. Kish:

    No tacos burritos or spicy salsa (avoid Chipotle)
    No coffee or tea as it could stimulate the intestines.
    No food for 6 hours leading up to fight.
    Miralax 6 hours before the fight to ensure the colon is clear of any fecal debris.
    Colonoscopy 1 hour before fight to ensure debris is clear.
    Possible implantation with tape worm to consume all excess fecal matter
     
  9. Askafan Black Belt

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    Spent her first five years in a Russian orphanage I believe.
     
  10. Tapatio So hawt

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    I hope she keeps her shit together
     
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  11. ralphus1 Extremely stable genius

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    ^ can confirm coffee as a laxative, I drink a cup driving to work and take a dump within 15 minutes of arrival.

    Got it down to a science, as long as there are no delays in traffic.
     
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  12. BEATDOWNS Titanium Belt

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    You forgot the most important one
    Butt Plug
     
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    Shitstain Jane
     
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    Love this.

    Hope she chooses BROWN venum shits.

    I mean, shorts
     
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    It should be put in her contract that she has to wear a diaper when she fights.
     
  16. Volador Black Belt

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    All Justine Kish needs to do in order to win is put you in North South position:

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    “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
    ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
     
  17. JSN choo-CHOO! Yellow Card

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    I thought Venum was making the new uniforms, but apparently it’s Depends.
     
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  18. DoctorDeelon Green Belt

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    this chick shit herself in a fuckin fight lol
     
  19. BEATDOWNS Titanium Belt

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    lmao at coming in here all serious

    <DisgustingHHH>
     
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    Hopefully she double bags tonight
     

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