Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are boinking?

[SSgt Dickweed]

An awful musician-astronaut is dating an awful human and politician.

Justin Trudeau, Katy Perry share intimate yacht PDA

“She pulled up her boat next to a small public whale-watching boat, then they started making out. I didn’t realize who she was with until I saw the tattoo on the guy’s arm and I immediately realized it was Justin Trudeau,” the bystander told Mail on Sunday on Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau.

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Eye-popping pictures prove Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau ARE a couple

It's official! After months of feverish romance rumours, the Daily Mail can reveal that pop star Katy Perry is definitely dating former Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau.

www.dailymail.co.uk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Trudeau: On August 2, 2023, Trudeau announced he and Grégoire had separated.

Google: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom's relationship ended in June 2025

Maybe Legolas can go gangsta on the couple.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

An awful musician-astronaut is dating an awful human and politician.

Justin Trudeau, Katy Perry share intimate yacht PDA

“She pulled up her boat next to a small public whale-watching boat, then they started making out. I didn’t realize who she was with until I saw the tattoo on the guy’s arm and I immediately realized it was Justin Trudeau,” the bystander told Mail on Sunday on Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau.

www.israelhayom.com

Eye-popping pictures prove Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau ARE a couple

It's official! After months of feverish romance rumours, the Daily Mail can reveal that pop star Katy Perry is definitely dating former Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau.

www.dailymail.co.uk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Trudeau: On August 2, 2023, Trudeau announced he and Grégoire had separated.

Google: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom's relationship ended in June 2025

Maybe Legolas can go gangsta on the couple.

Her lyrics "You, PMS, like a bitch, I would know" is about Justin Trudeau

Justin's dad must be rolling over in his grave because Fidel Castro would never get into a relationship with a past her prime bimbo like Katy Perry

 

[ThaiSexPills]

He already fucked an entire country so I suppose this is the next step…

 

[KeepingItReal]

Katy Perry: "Don't worry Justin, you can be the Prime Minister of my ass instead."

 

[scorpiorising]

Imagine the riveting conversations these two are having...

 

[Tone C]

Wood.


She could have it too.

 

[Sycho Sid]

He could do better

 

[Legumes]

I'm more amused by the fact that she's in a bathing suit and he's wearing half of a Canadian tuxedo.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Settling for Russel Brand's sloppy seconds? Stay classy, Justin.

 

[clutchCAT420]

Two deplorable attention seeking people dating..

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

I mean, good for him I guess, would absolutely destroy Katy given the opportunity so I won't hate on that fruit basket.

 

[HereticBD]

She likes them pretty boys.

 

[Jesus X]

I'm more amused by the fact that she's in a bathing suit and he's wearing half of a Canadian tuxedo.

Jorts

 

[Jackonfire]

 

[666]

That POS fucks Canada over and rides off into the sunset with a deranged witch. This is the guy that made me no longer proud to be Canadian.

 

[666]

I mean, good for him I guess, would absolutely destroy Katy given the opportunity so I won't hate on that fruit basket.

Hope he catches super AIDS

 

[Stoic1]

Huh. I would have sworn he's gay.

 

[Barney Gumble]

what's that communist freak doing with women??? shouldn't he be spending every waking moment sucking off hamas leaders and first nations chiefs?

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Nice beard

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Dude served his country as leader for close to a decade. Plus more as an MP. He’s retired for now and can enjoy life.

She’s a successful music and tv star and astronaut.

Seems like a good match. I wish them good luck, but of course the haters will have something negative to say. I just don’t see how it works out logistically.