Just spend $230 for a date - WASTE OF TIME!

Shael said:
Foo said "medieval weapons" c'mon, dookie...
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homeboy said a mace lol
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dissectingaorticaneurysm said:
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Wasn't sure why @Twerknasty got so many likes until I saw your post, I've not been on sherdog for a while, and didn't pay any attention to who the OP was until I saw his picture in your post, then I remember me and a few others called him out when he had a different account, posted a photo of a good looking girl, claiming it was his gf, and we were all losers and incels.

So yeah, this never happened.
 
A.S. Deep said:
This is probably the truest part. All guys mess up during dates or pick ups at one point or another. It's not sad; it's hilarious! In fact a lot of the funniest stories between bros are about failed attempts to get girls.

I'm currently trying to get this one chick from Alabama. If I succeed, great! If I don't, then I get a funny story out of it and move on to the other 3.6 billion females on the planet.


LOL

I really hope this is a troll story. But if it's not.... I was less attractive than you just a few years ago TS. For men it's surprisingly not that hard to get a lot better looking.


As a poster above said: "its all In the energy. With a strong enough frame, you can pretty much pull off anything."

I'm a HUGE fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I even write MLP fanfiction! Unless your random hobby/interest is the first thing you say about yourself , it doesn't really matter. It's muuuuuuuch more about how you say something than even what you're saying.

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Here, have this adorable pony hug your sorrows away

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You really into that pony shit? I heard they have orgies in costume? You ever been?
 
If this thread does not get archived we should riot.
 
Jimmy McGill said:
Wasn't sure why @Twerknasty got so many likes until I saw your post, I've not been on sherdog for a while, and didn't pay any attention to who the OP was until I saw his picture in your post, then I remember me and a few others called him out when he had a different account, posted a photo of a good looking girl, claiming it was his gf, and we were all losers and incels.

So yeah, this never happened.
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ive only ever used this account
 
ctrlaltdelete said:
Weird how you showed up in a suit

Weird that you ordered lobster aka the most expensive thing on the menu - makes you look like you're trying t o show off *esp in a suit

Then you show her your collections of medieval weapons?

A bunch of people getting KO'd?

Sounds like you talked about yourself and your interests a lot.

You reached for her hand and she pulled away - instant sign that shes not into you. and you got insulted?

Then she was leaving and said she had to talk to her brother aka I don't need you to walk me out I have to do something and you do it anyway

Then you give her chocolates - the kind she ate at work - showing that you're really paying attention to her and probably although a nice gesture - it looks super desperate and creepy

I think you tried WAY too hard and you didn't make the date about her. You kind of forced jokes on her like "Joe Say " or whatever and she wasn't responding.

Next time, be casual, go somewhere casual, try to act down to earth - thats what normal people do. Let her relax and then you guys can have normal conversation - talk about HER a lot and joke about things she is into - not your stuff. Don't buy the most expensive thing on the menu. Just try to relax, be laid back, don't try to show off, don't do too much too soon.

Be GENUINE. GENUINE. GENUINE.
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She probably called her brother because she wasn’t sure she wasn’t being abducted and thrown in a mideaval dungeon lol
 
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Kung Fu Tze said:
Guess you aren't a 6'5 250 jacked Alpha-Chad like the rest of us... But dude, $230 to take a girl way out of your league to dinner and show her off sounds like a win...
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sounds like a L to me. wasted 230...couldve done alot of fun shit with that much
 
lol, what a can. The game is getting as much without giving out as little.
 
Jesus X said:
that womanlet is an L.A hooters 6
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Man, that girl on the left looks eerily like my friend's sister - except she always been heavyset, so it's very odd seeing like an alternate version of her.
 
I only read the last page and the first post but lol this is the classic quintessential mayberry thread. The maces...

did we establish if this is a troll job?
 
Only read the OP. Dude you might legit be on the autism spectrum.
 
UFCBlackbelt said:
If she wanted to talk about work she didn't have to meet, it's that fucking simple, she could have just asked to added me on linkedin or facebook. It's very unusual for a girl to give you their phone number to discuss "business" for a one on one. I wouldn't give a man my number and ask him out to coffee to talk about work, unless I was gay. I will admit that it would have probably been better to ask her to dinner where everything would have worked in line, probably would have wasted more money too. So yeah, lots of people giving me shit for my friend's advice but if this worked out for the better they would be calling me a playboy, just cause it didn't work doesn't mean it wasn't assertive and pretty badass.

So yeah, At the end of the day, I am not saying it is not my responsibility. However, I think women need to do more to understand the way they are portraying themselves to other men. If a guy is showing clear signs of interest you are wasting his time by not telling him immediately that you are in a relationship, and honestly it realms slightly on being slutty to basically go out with any guy, accept gifts and vanish. It's very easy to go "yeah, last week my boyfriend and I" - just to shut it down, but nope. and if she does has a boyfriend, that means she was willing to cheat on him for an opportunity which I find an even more distasteful thought, so yeah either way you take it she was in the wrong.

I don't think it's not my fault, but women really need to have a little bit of self respect for themselves and just tell a guy they aren't interested. It's not hard to do but instead they wanna play these passive aggressive ways. For example, if you asked for my number cooks1, even if it was cause you wanted to be an accountant, I would tell you to just pm me, because that is personal. If I am giving you my number it's a pretty fucking clear hint.


and for the people commenting on the chocolates. Chocolates do not need to be accepted, I wasn't holding a gun to her head and saying "take these." She took them knowing the effort I went through to get them
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You really are carrying on the troll quiet well.

No way anyone can be this retarded, calling bs on the whole thing.
 
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