Just spend $230 for a date - WASTE OF TIME!

On one hand this 100% sounds like something a Sherdogger would do, on the other hand it's entirely too self aware to be real. I'm going to go with the latter, all you marks look like the OP right now.
 
@Jackonfire have you read this gem of a thread?
You should! And when done. STICKY it! :

Wow. Thanks for the heads up. This was quite the read :D


This should have been a clue:
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Weird how you showed up in a suit

Weird that you ordered lobster aka the most expensive thing on the menu - makes you look like you're trying t o show off *esp in a suit

Then you show her your collections of medieval weapons?

A bunch of people getting KO'd?

Sounds like you talked about yourself and your interests a lot.

You reached for her hand and she pulled away - instant sign that shes not into you. and you got insulted?

Then she was leaving and said she had to talk to her brother aka I don't need you to walk me out I have to do something and you do it anyway

Then you give her chocolates - the kind she ate at work - showing that you're really paying attention to her and probably although a nice gesture - it looks super desperate and creepy

I think you tried WAY too hard and you didn't make the date about her. You kind of forced jokes on her like "Joe Say " or whatever and she wasn't responding.

Next time, be casual, go somewhere casual, try to act down to earth - thats what normal people do. Let her relax and then you guys can have normal conversation - talk about HER a lot and joke about things she is into - not your stuff. Don't buy the most expensive thing on the menu. Just try to relax, be laid back, don't try to show off, don't do too much too soon.

Be GENUINE. GENUINE. GENUINE.
 
Wait, I read the first page and then jumped to the last. This can't be real.
 
Not going to read through all of this, so somebody who did let me know - did TS ever realize that he's a douchebag?
 
That’s your loss, great thread
I actually went back and read it for shits and giggles I think OP is going to hit homegirl over the head with one of his medevil weapons probably the mace. stuff her in the trunk of his car whilst eating an expensive lobster appetizer.
 
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