Juey duty summons.

[Gutter Chris]

Up at 530 to go down to shithole Detroit and be disarmed and completely out of my element . I almost feel bad for whoever if I get selected due to how irritated I'm feeling already about this already.

Don't have much to say other than this fuckin sucks and I'm cranky and wanted to tell someone.

But it's my civic duty and ya gotta go.

Whoever the hell did whatever the hell they did to cause this to happen to me deserves the chair lol.

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Damn man. I'll spend the day at The Henry Ford thinking of you.

 

[lsa]

Start by saying Heil Hitler.
Do the salute.
You should be good from there.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Damn man. I'll spend the day at The Henry Ford thinking of you.

I was over there yesterday at gfv for the old car show thing. I love the gog and magog clock. Also had a ball people watching with my brother in law people and talking all kinds of shit

Highlight was the suffragettes marching and singing and I went into role playing mode and heckled em telling them get back in the kitchen like God meant for you and some purple hair random that wasn't in the March started tripping and security or the police or whatever had to come see what the fuck was going on. I expected the girls to snap back with something funny not some tds Rachel Zeigler ( weird weird) dude to blow a gasket.

 

[TheChance]

I got selected last year bu tnever got on a jury. It kinda messed things up because I'm third shift so I still had to take the night before off. Luckily my employer pays you while you are on jury duty.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

I was in a grand jury once for almost two years. If you ever see those words good luck bro. On the bright side it was state grand jury. You don't wanna be selected for federal or one with a high-profile case

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Start by saying Heil Hitler.
Do the salute.
You should be good from there.

Jewey Duty Summons thread indeed.

 

[Stoic1]

Wear a MAGA hat and let everyone know you're happy to participate in DJTs initiative to clean up this criminal filth. You'll be home before lunch.

 

[Slobodan]

Up at 530 to go down to shithole Detroit and be disarmed and completely out of my element . I almost feel bad for whoever if I get selected due to how irritated I'm feeling already about this already.

Don't have much to say other than this fuckin sucks and I'm cranky and wanted to tell someone.

But it's my civic duty and ya gotta go.

Whoever the hell did whatever the hell they did to cause this to happen to me deserves the chair lol.

Can't you claim bias due whatever the subject of the case is? If it's a robbery, say you were robbed years ago and they stole your car so now you have a bias against all thieves.

Start by saying Heil Hitler.
Do the salute.
You should be good from there.

Worked well for you eh?

 

[Gutter Chris]

Can't you claim bias due whatever the subject of the case is? If it's a robbery, say you were robbed years ago and they stole your car so now you have a bias against all thieves.

I haven't had the chance to tell anyone I suffer from every ism known to man yet. My questionnaire didn't have any of those questions on it.

Now that I'm here this is sort of weird. I have never seen so many people summoned before and I'm wondering what the hell is going on. Pissed my lighter got confiscated at the door and the deputy knocked over my redbull

I swear it's like everything is designed to.piss you off when you come down here.

I also hope everyone wearing a covid mask in 2025 gets it. Don't want em to die though just be sick for like a week

 

[Thai Domi]

Cause a hung jury. Vote against everyone else no matter what.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Start by saying Heil Hitler.
Do the salute.
You should be good from there.

Like dudes I'm a nazi a black panther I'm in antifa I support the Ira and the klan and I hate the government . I don't like cops criminals the city or judges much either !

My luck they be like great that's exactly who we need for this case!

 

[Gutter Chris]

Cause a hung jury. Vote against everyone else no matter what.

See if I can cause a riot in the jury room.

 

[Slobodan]

Like dudes I'm a nazi a black panther I'm in antifa I support the Ira and the klan and I hate the government . I don't like cops criminals the city or judges much either !

My luck they be like great that's exactly who we need for this case!

Also tell them you like pineapple on pizza

 

[lsa]

Worked well for you eh?

of course it did.
Why else would I suggest it?

 

[Slobodan]

of course it did.
Why else would I suggest it?

 

[lsa]

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I love Tuxes. Coolest cats ever.

 

[Rawex]

Also tell them you like pineapple on pizza

 

[Gutter Chris]

Also tell them you like pineapple on pizza

They might be true depending on what else is on it.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Wear a MAGA hat and let everyone know you're happy to participate in DJTs initiative to clean up this criminal filth. You'll be home before lunch.

I'm wearing my is that a glock in your pocket or are you just happy to see me shirt at the moment. I hope that sends the same message