Jose Aldo's Famous Burger

[Erratic]

Why is the lettuce, tomato and onion on the fucking bottom?

Aldos burger joint always looked pretty decent. Probably nothing mindblowing but I'd love to have one, they do look tasty

I can already hear their company slogan now:

'FRESHLY COOKED BURGERS IN 13 SECONDS FLAT!'



Sorry I couldn't resist

 

[phillysmoker]

Stop projecting

You Conor fanboys

Lol the delusion it takes to post this.

You need to pull your head out of your ass and wipe the shit out of your eyes....Conor is the b side already...call him yesterday...

 

[20falarVerdades]

I dont think Conor wants Aldo's legacy...

he would rather have his own, a two weight world champion that made more money than any MMA fighter ever and humiliated Aldo(the FW goat) in 13 seconds.

After Conor left the division for bigger and better things Aldo still got stomped out by ANOTHER one of Conors victims

Khabib stole Conor's prime. Outstruck and beat him in every aspect of the game

 

[WHITE ANDERSON]

jose aldo famous angus burger gave me diarrhea

 

[IloveTHIS]

Khabib stole Conor's prime. Outstruck and beat him in every aspect of the game

Ok so Khabib is a better fighter than Conor and Aldo. We are talking about Aldo tho, not Khabib.

Try to stay on topic youngin

 

[linch]

Who needs disgusting haram whiskey that will harm your body or some gimmicky fruit smoothie filled with EPO ..

When you can support a legend like Aldo and enjoy an absolutely delicious Famous Burger founded by the one and only....







Brb, placing an order on Uber Eats Rio De Janeiro right now...

Damn, i live here and have never been to Aldo's place, don't even know where it is.
I'm gonna Google it right now

 

[linch]

Could any Brazilian bro’s give us a report on these burgers?

I will check out the place at the weekend and report to sherdog.
It's crazy that I still haven't been there.
I've just googled the address, it's in Flamengo, where he lives.

 

[Jarvan]

Looks like something i can buy at Walmart. Does the meat of the burger actually have anything in it other than just being plain and simple? Like some spice, flavor? No.

Asks a question, answers it himself. Without ever having had the burger. Intelligence is off the charts on this one.

 

[Uber_Noober]

I will check out the place at the weekend and report to sherdog.
It's crazy that I still haven't been there.
I've just googled the address, it's in Flamengo, where he lives.

Much appreciated

 

[kickpuncher]

Tailgate season in college the Walmart patties where a big hit but everyone was drunk so if you can grill at all drunk people will enjoy a burger even a Walmart frozen patty. I’m not bragging about it I do eat fast food from time to time but I workout and still am active also when we eat at home it’s always generally real food not counting calories but I want to eat actual Whole Foods( i don’t shop there but I mean actual food not the American diet”)

When I speak of making hamburgers, I am NEVER speaking of using frozen patties or even the fresh made up patties. I'm speaking of buying ground beef, or the actual meat and grinding it yourself (use a ribeye and it is far superior). Frozen patties are bullshit and I would never use them.

Also if you are looking for a pro tip on good ass sandwiches, take a pork tenderloin and cut them into 2 inch or so medallions, and then take the medallions and smash them until they are thin and spread out like a burger patty. Flour them up and fry them and you got a badass pork sandwich. Take some cheese, mayo, jalapeño peppers and you got the real deal.

 

[Bouboumaster]

It looks fucking good

 

[dim_]

Who needs disgusting haram whiskey that will harm your body or some gimmicky fruit smoothie filled with EPO ..

When you can support a legend like Aldo and enjoy an absolutely delicious Famous Burger founded by the one and only....

.

the lettuce, tomatoes and all the dressing are on the bottom. what sort of nonsense is that?

 

[AWilder]

It's cute when a casual learns something. It's like when a kid learns a new word and tries to use it all the time.

 

[TheSpider]

He took it in 13 seconds

Still mad about Aldo dominating your boy Frankie twice?

Aldo is a top 5 GOAT. Conor isn’t even a top 20 GOAT

 

[Eater of Souls]

Wallmart doesnt sell spices?

Btw all you need to make a great burger is salt and pepper. They sell that at the gas station

Yeah. Why do people over-complicate shit? Like idiots that slap everything in the kitchen on a steak. Again, salt and pepper and treat the steak properly.

 

[EmEmEh?]

Why is the lettuce, tomato and onion on the fucking bottom?

First thing that came to my mind.

Aren't the fucking TOPpings supposed to go on TOP of the patty?

Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

 

[Swarthy]

You have to at least be funny and/or original when you go around trolling.

Hooked you buddeh

 

[Ying Li]

Can Brazilians afford that burger? The young girl with that cheeseburger and drink that must be $9 US.

McDonalds MUCH cheaper.

 

[MMA4Life]

When I speak of making hamburgers, I am NEVER speaking of using frozen patties or even the fresh made up patties. I'm speaking of buying ground beef, or the actual meat and grinding it yourself (use a ribeye and it is far superior). Frozen patties are bullshit and I would never use them.

Also if you are looking for a pro tip on good ass sandwiches, take a pork tenderloin and cut them into 2 inch or so medallions, and then take the medallions and smash them until they are thin and spread out like a burger patty. Flour them up and fry them and you got a badass pork sandwich. Take some cheese, mayo, jalapeño peppers and you got the real deal.

My college tailgating was a long time ago. And the wifey is an incredible chef...Venezuelans only make food from scratch. If I'm on business or she is I will just eat salmon sweet potatoes and boiled spinach/Zuchini/Carrots etc. and be totally cool with the monotony or switch to Tuna salad with greek yogurt instead of mayo. Not that I can't cook I just don't have a passion for it really. Not a foodie. I can make some good shit if I choose too. I have a carnitas, canned chipotle dish that is always a crowd pleaser. Cooking just isn't my passion at all.