Jon's Hype Train Conductors are About to be Unemployed

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  1. barney von pelt

    barney von pelt White Belt

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    I kind of feel sorry for the Jones' hype train conductors right now, because there are so many of them and they are so devoted to Jon that it's hard to imagine how they'll deal with the outcome of Saturday's fight.

    After Saturday they'll all be on the unemployment line looking for new work at another train company.

    I feel like the cat who is about to swallow the canary.

    I feel like a guy with a time machine who already knows the future, but who patiently waits for Jon's nuthuggers to discover the frightful truth that their boy is going to lose via ragdolling/manrape/brutality unlike anything they've anticipated.

    They patiently wait for their guy to somehow use his stickboy physique to attempt to wrestle with a world class guy who will eat Jon for breakfast on the mats.

    It's almost laughable to think what's going to happen to Jon when he wrestles DC. It's like a boy wrestling a man. Brutality is the only word I can use to describe how the wrestling exchanges will play out.

    But Jon's fanboys really believe in his wrestling, since after all, he did take Chael down [oh, but so did Rashad and Maia]. But still, I don't want to take away their one glimmer of hope.

    Miesha Tate tried the same thing to help her fans believe that she won't be outgrappled by an Olympian. She talked and talked, and her fans all believed in her just like Jon's fanboys do.

    But Miesha's fairy tale ended badly because you can't "talk" your way past Olympic level grappling.

    I am not a hype train conductor for DC, I'm just a person tearing ticket stubs for those who wish to board the train. All aboard.
     
  2. thewhiteSRR

    thewhiteSRR Brown Belt

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    Betting the house on Cormier but I hope Jones wins
     
  3. toe rag

    toe rag Blue Belt

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    Hype?

    Jones backed up the hype years ago already.



    You hate Miesha and Jones. We get it.
     
  4. AJ Garcia

    AJ Garcia Level 10 Keyboard warrior Professional Fighter

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    It's not a hype train when he's defended the belt over and over.

    That said, Jon is getting smashed by dc.
     
  5. Fbed

    Fbed Luna Belt Platinum Member

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    Yep, I'm pretty sure you made this exact same thread earlier TS.

    And lol @ Jones "Hype Train".
     
  6. SoberAwakening

    SoberAwakening Black Belt

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    When you're the defending champion who has defended the title 7 times and regarded as the number 1 p4p fighter in the world, I don't know if you're still considered a "hype train." Just want to throw that out there...
     
  7. Ziggyjuarez

    Ziggyjuarez Blue Belt

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    "so devoted to Jon that it's hard to imagine how they'll deal with the outcome of Saturday's fight. "

    I feel that Jones haters are putting in way more effort in hating the guy so it's hard for me to imagine how all of you are going to take it if he walks out with the championship. It's not going to be pretty.
     
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    You know a big fight is happening soon with the shitposting gets this bad.
     
  10. SKITZADACTYL

    SKITZADACTYL Gold Belt

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    i hate jones, but calling him hype is beyond stupid. they really need to make it where you need a certain number of posts before making threads.
     
  11. oldschoolmmafan

    oldschoolmmafan PEOPLE=SHIT

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    This. Its not hype lmao. That said DC will smash him.
     
  12. imissWECPalmer

    imissWECPalmer Purple Belt

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    it hasn't been 'hype' for 3-4 years now.
    he's the LHW GOAT & current p4p #1.

    Will be rooting for Cormier, but can't hate on Jones skills.
     
  13. MaDFroG

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    Betting the house on Jones but I hope Cormier wins.


    Jones is to dominant , he proved himself to many good fighters . Do you remember how the LHW looked b4 this guy came and took the tilte ? It was a pool of sharks , where no champion could defend his title more then once (Rmpage , Griffin , Rashad , Machida , Rua ) .JBJ owened them with ease , none except gus could even had a remote chance to win. So bringing up HYPE near his name is stupid ...he did his job and did it great. I whould compare him with Floyed Maywhater except he doesnt duck fights.
     
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    I predict you will create a new account on Monday after the doctor attends to your butt hurt.
     
  15. Das Werm

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    TS another lame troll. 1/10 Get a life TS.
     
  16. RockyLockridge

    RockyLockridge Red Belt

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    Jon jones doesn't have fans.

    He only has people who accept that he's a phenomenal fighter. Smart money doesn't bet against him and haters love to trash him.

    I respect his abillity to fight. I Don't like him personally, but that doesn't skew my perception of his talent.
     
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    I am one of the mythical Jones fans.

    We like to call ourselves witnesses™
     
  18. Big Tuppy Hole

    Big Tuppy Hole Gold Belt

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    Jones is pasy being a hype train, hes already proven his worth
     
  19. DyinHawaiian

    DyinHawaiian #FEELTHEBERN

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    Where you at Georges? Where you at motherfucker?!
    Hope this fucker stops posting stupid shit like this after Cormier loses.
     
  20. RockyLockridge

    RockyLockridge Red Belt

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    Dc, is that you? in the last thread you made, you were actually adressing Jon like it was an open letter to him or something.

    anyways if it is you, Good luck this weekend.
     

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