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Media Jon Jones: "I'm done"

Haha, so he and his gimp simp pinnochiopotomus have basically strung everyone on and held the HW division hostage for nothing.

Can't wait to see how his last five clingers try to mental gymnastic their way through this one. 😄🤦‍♂️
Nothing to prove
 
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Maybe he's talking about he's done with all his vices and is now focused on being the best family man and clean athlete he can be
He sure looks like he's done with his vices in Thailand, looking out of his mind caressing that dudes hair and then pulling his hair on the scooter.
 
Sounds like they weren’t able to pay him what he was asking for.
“I told them my plans a long time ago.”
 
Franci$ left a giant hole in UFC's HW division, and Desperate Dana bent over backwards to get a mostly-retired Jon Jones back as the new flag-bearer. Now that the semi-retired guy wants to fully retire, Dana and UFC have no backup plans and haven't yet been able to hotshot anything like they usually do.
Is that the narrative now? That he was really already done but only came back to fill the hole Frank left? I thought the narrative was that Jon was fully prepped and ready to take on Frank, but Frank scurried away. Funny how that changed
 
Haha, so he and his gimp simp pinnochiopotomus have basically strung everyone on and held the HW division hostage for nothing.

Can't wait to see how his last five clingers try to mental gymnastic their way through this one. 😄🤦‍♂️
Only here for attachments will "shocked face" react to every comment but mostly otherwise leave it alone. Icemun will change this into how retiring while ducking is actually a masterful gambit on Jon's part. Mind Mine will deny it entirely and stick to this being genius level trolling. The most interesting will be Mark and Orca, on whether or not their drool dropping on their keyboard will come out in support of the UFC, or Jon himself. I guess whatever is the biggest money maker in their eyes, since that's what they seemingly always simp for.
 
I believe he is done. Hes acting like a guy who knows he just retired and made it to the end of that finish line. In that post retirement honeymoon phase.

He's got a pot belly and rides around scooters in Thailand, he's definitely living the retired life.
 
They arent gonna move on until they absolutely have to and thats not gonna be till end of summer probably. Once that point comes and need Nov title fight then Aspinall will get Gane or someone else.

Agree it is time to move on but everyone says that and then as soon as they do it and pull the trigger everyone is gonna cry about how nobody wants Tom/Gane and how awful and terrible it is.
 
Is that the narrative now? That he was really already done but only came back to fill the hole Frank left? I thought the narrative was that Jon was fully prepped and ready to take on Frank, but Frank scurried away. Funny how that changed

No, I said semi-retired.
 
Remember Dana and his refusal to accept khabib's retirement? This is par for the course
They didn’t refuse to accept anything as Khabib never actually submitted his paperwork to retire. Hence why he was still being ranked and tested. Only athletes with active status in the UFC get that and active status is only removed when the fighter informs the UFC in writing of their formal retirement. Retirement isn’t just saying something on TV. It’s a legal process like any other career and Khabib never did it. Which was obvious to everybody when he asked that the rankings make him #1 P4P despite “retiring” which would make him ineligible. He knew he wasn’t truly retiring in the octagon.

His own manager admitted all this. It was only after their March meeting where the UFC had gotten tired enough of these games and threatened to strip him if he didn’t defend or actually retire that they did formally retire.
 
They didn’t refuse to accept anything as Khabib never actually submitted his paperwork to retire. Hence why he was still being ranked and tested. Only athletes with active status in the UFC get that and active status is only removed when the fighter informs the UFC in writing of their formal retirement. Retirement isn’t just saying something on TV. It’s a legal process like any other career and Khabib never did it. Which was obvious to everybody when he asked that the rankings make him #1 P4P despite “retiring” which would make him ineligible. He knew he wasn’t truly retiring in the octagon.

His own manager admitted all this. It was only after their March meeting where the UFC had gotten tired enough of these games and threatened to strip him if he didn’t defend or actually retire that they did formally retire.
Maybe. That's not how I remember it going down, but I may be wrong.
 
Only here for attachments will "shocked face" react to every comment but mostly otherwise leave it alone. Icemun will change this into how retiring while ducking is actually a masterful gambit on Jon's part. Mind Mine will deny it entirely and stick to this being genius level trolling. The most interesting will be Mark and Orca, on whether or not their drool dropping on their keyboard will come out in support of the UFC, or Jon himself. I guess whatever is the biggest money maker in their eyes, since that's what they seemingly always simp for.
Jon Jones became UFC champion 3 months before I even had my high school prom.

He can do whatever he wants with his career by this point.
 
Only here for attachments will "shocked face" react to every comment but mostly otherwise leave it alone. Icemun will change this into how retiring while ducking is actually a masterful gambit on Jon's part. Mind Mine will deny it entirely and stick to this being genius level trolling. The most interesting will be Mark and Orca, on whether or not their drool dropping on their keyboard will come out in support of the UFC, or Jon himself. I guess whatever is the biggest money maker in their eyes, since that's what they seemingly always simp for.

They didn’t refuse to accept anything as Khabib never actually submitted his paperwork to retire. Hence why he was still being ranked and tested. Only athletes with active status in the UFC get that and active status is only removed when the fighter informs the UFC in writing of their formal retirement. Retirement isn’t just saying something on TV. It’s a legal process like any other career and Khabib never did it. Which was obvious to everybody when he asked that the rankings make him #1 P4P despite “retiring” which would make him ineligible. He knew he wasn’t truly retiring in the octagon.

His own manager admitted all this. It was only after their March meeting where the UFC had gotten tired enough of these games and threatened to strip him if he didn’t defend or actually retire that they did formally retire.

Jon Jones became UFC champion 3 months before I even had my high school prom.

He can do whatever he wants with his career by this point.

And he hero worships Jones like a weirdo and seethes over Khabib like a bitter loon. <lol> <lol>

Not disappointed.
 
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