Joke thread

[Tone C]

I'm invested now

who's there?

Anna.

 

[Other]

Anna.

Anna Who?

 

[Tone C]

Anna Who?

Anna nother mosquito

 

[Tone C]

@Other

Knock knock

 

[Other]

@Other

Knock knock

go on

 

[Swamps]

What begins with an N and ends with an R

And you don't want to call a balck person this!?


NEIGHBOR!

 

[Tone C]

go on

Wendy..

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

My wife just rang and said I saw a fox on the way to work. I asked how she knew it was on the way to work, what were the giveaway signs, do foxes even have jobs? She hung up

 

[Other]

Wendy..

Wendy who?

 

[jeff7b9]

Why can't a tyrannosaurus clap?

Spoiler

Because it's dead.

 

[Tone C]

Wendy who?

Wendy next mosquito comes I'll kill it .

 

[nonoob]

Did ya hear about the butcher who backed into the meat slicer
and got a little behind in his orders ?

 

[Tone C]

Did ya hear about the butcher who backed into the meat slicer
and got a little behind in his orders ?

I always had a real desire when younger to stick my dick into the meat slicer .

Anyway, he reported me, I got fired .

 

[Other]

Wendy next mosquito comes I'll kill it .

What's it called when batman leaves church early?

 

[LEWIS540]

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

Spoiler

A pilot.

 

[Tone C]

What's it called when batman leaves church early?

I know the answer but , go for it...

 

[Other]

I know the answer but , go for it...

Christian Bale!

What's a Jehovah's Witness favorite song?

 

[Tone C]

Christian Bale!

What's a Jehovah's Witness favorite song?

Choice of 2 or 3 ..... Funny enough I was listening to one today..

 

[Other]

Choice of 2 or 3 ..... Funny enough I was listening to one today..

Can't you hear me knocking? by the Rolling Stones

 

[Tone C]

Can't you hear me knocking? by the Rolling Stones

Knock on Wood.

All along the Watchtower.

Anything by The Doors.