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Joe Rogan's true form!

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  1. jickstick White Belt

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    I was watching ufc 189, I paused it during a post fight interview, only to have Joe Rogan's true form bestowed upon me. Why I was chosen to be the first to receive this I will never know, all I know is that it is now my duty to spend my life preaching this, and making sure people are aware, I've already handed in my notice at work. http://www.imgur.com/gallery/v1WY43X
     
  2. Chromosome47 Brown Belt

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  3. Polish Machine ...

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    Did you pause your VCR?
     
  4. The Campos Black Belt

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    ayy lmao
     
  5. ralphus1 Extremely stable genius

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    So that's where the aliens download information into his brain!
     
  6. phatron Black Belt

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    must be one of them there 4k ultra tvs
     
  7. TheVenom Black Belt

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    Huge if true
     
  8. Face Punch Punch Face

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    Fail. That's only his 3rd form.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. ShogunKnees Orange Belt

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    Is this real? Joe a Shapeshifter?

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  10. Benoitthegr8 Bum Life Practitioner Platinum Member

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    JR was sent here by the alien species that populated earth pre-Egyptians, he is all knowing and was sent specifically to promote alphabrain.
     
  11. lilianjie Purple Belt

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    Looks like he's shape-shifting, TS. Lol
     
  12. ArtOfDrowning Lecter Belt

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  13. The real JG Banned Banned

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    Nice earring, Joe.

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  14. WOATwindmiller Doo Ho Choi, Future Champ

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    Joe Rogan is a shape-shifting, 12 foot, alien, lizard. No surprise here.
     
  15. sherbrosrule Booty meat is really neat. Banned

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    Is his power rating o er 9000?
     
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    If that was his real form, at least I would finally understand where he comes from with his ideas.
     
  17. Bowerman Banned Banned

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    I'm pretty sure he has transformed into Zuffa Saiyan Level 4. At this level he can say the most ridiculous hype statements and still keep a straight face.

    It makes sense that he transformed prior to UFC 190. It explains a lot.

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  18. Phanuel Banned Banned

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    Got em!
     
  19. samin62 White Belt

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    the Alpha Brain has boosted his brain to higher RPM levels. The resulting heat from such activity has expanded the skull

    thats just science
     
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    Reptilian Joe
     

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