Joe Rogan shares a crazy story about Yoel Romero

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  1. champbless2 Seraldo Babalu

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    Joe Rogan shares a crazy story about Yoel Romero.

    “Dana White gave me this information. They brought in Yoel Romero because he had a fractured orbital in one of his fights and, they bring him in, and he gets examined by this doctor, and the doctor calls the UFC up afterwards and says:

    ‘Where did you get this guy?’ ‘I’ve never seen anyone like him,’

    ‘Oh, yeah, he’s an amazing athlete,’

    ‘No, no, no. I’ve never seen a human being like this.’ This is the most unusual human being I’ve ever seen in my 40 years of practicing medicine.’

    The doctor said Romero’s tendons in his eyes are four times larger than a normal person’s. His physical structure is different than any human being I’ve ever seen in my life."

     
  2. Get To Da Choppa Purple Belt

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    That's because Yoel is 122 years old

    Compare him to Jon, Yoel definitely has something else that's four times bigger, and I'm not talking about his eye tendons
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  3. TFK20 Orange Belt

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    Yoel is an 1800s Cuban lab experiment

    That's why he said he'd been cutting weight since 1897 at that press conference, it was a Freudian slip
     
  4. PizzaandBeer Banned Banned

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    Steroids and HGH will do that. Joes exaggerating because Yoels his favorite fighter.
     
  5. Reign009 Not sure if serious.

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    If you think Yoel's eye tendons are big, Nate was tree times the size of Conor.

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  6. The-AxeMurderer Silver Belt

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    Rogan probably misheard him.

    Romero's penis is 4 times larger then any normal person.
     
  7. CBohl Brown Belt

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    He should examine UberBurns.

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    That neck is four times the size of a normal human.
     
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  8. SecondToNone Yellow Belt

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    Romero is juicing hard and is also 10 years older than he claims to be
     
  9. DivineMind Brown Belt

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    Pro tip: big bulge is mostly due to large sack, or if the penos is short and wide. Not length.

    Real long snakes (like my own) can be pulled down straight along the leg or pulled back hidden along the gooch.

    @The-AxeMurderer @Get To Da Choppa
     
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  10. GoGetSomeFansJon Green Belt

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    Rogan loves Yoel
     
  11. Mesos Brown Belt

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    Jones and Holly are definitely banging lol
     
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  12. CleverNameEh All out of bubblegum

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    I hope Romero doesn't tear an EYE-CL
     
  13. Kb7 Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Romero must have hogoso - BrendanSchsub
     
  14. eighterumg5 Brown Belt

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    What neck?
     
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  15. Talon81 Brown Belt

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    Crazy thing is, Nate is farther away from the camera. The difference is bigger than it appears.
     
  16. Jose Beehive No.1 Soldier Of God Gif User

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    Romero's eye tendons bless
     
  17. kuroro Purple Belt

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    hes not on steroids
     
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  19. cagerageforever Blue Belt

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    No fake eye Yeeshush
     
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