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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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got him at this too. If he was 5'8 or 5'9 he would often be the same height as people yet he is consistently the shortest one

In Rogans defence he may have been 5'7/5'8 in his prime but he's got compressed discs in his back and has lost some height.

It's like my Dad's 64 and was 6'2 in his prime, now he's probably just 6'. 15 years ago he seemed a lot bigger than my 5'10 but now in photo's we're not far off the same size.
 
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Someone should send Joe a link to this thread. lol
 
Depends on whether he has been height cutting or height bulking.
 
In Rogans defence he may have been 5'7/5'8 in his prime but he's got compressed discs in his back and has lost some height.

It's like my Dad's 64 and was 6'2 in his prime, now he's probably just 6'. 15 years ago he seemed a lot bigger than my 5'10 but now in photo's we're not far off the same size.

Weird how some people shrink. My dad is 62 and was 6’4 before and is now at least still 6’3.5 and still towers over my 5’10.
 
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LOL
 
I'm a manlet at 5'6" and I met Dominick Cruz at LV airport pickup area. I definitely thought I was taller, but he did have a crouched posture so I can't say for sure. Is Cruz taller then Rogan?
 
I'm a manlet at 5'6" and I met Dominick Cruz at LV airport pickup area. I definitely thought I was taller, but he did have a crouched posture so I can't say for sure. Is Cruz taller then Rogan?


Joe is likely at least 2 inches shorter (he is wearing lifts here)

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OK! So where's the Hairline Megathread?!
 


Reviving this fuckin thread to post this, in the comments dudes only talk about rogan true height LMAO

Photo is suspicious. Can't see Joe's feet. How do we know he's not standing on a ladder?
 
There's only one surefire, conclusive, absolute way to put all this to bed. Pool money together and hire some people (ideally professionals) to abduct him, where they strip off his shoes, measure him with a measuring tape, record it and post it for evidence. Then let him go.
 
There's only one surefire, conclusive, absolute way to put all this to bed. Pool money together and hire some people (ideally professionals) to abduct him, where they strip off his shoes, measure him with a measuring tape, record it and post it for evidence. Then let him go.
They better be pros. There's no more than 50 untrained guys in the world who could beat Joe Rogan.
 
Based on people saying they’ve been behind him in public and they claim to be 5’6 themselves and say Joe is smaller, I am 100% confident if Joe was stripped of his shoes… he doesn’t stand taller than 5’5 and I think that’s generous.

really wish someone like Elon said “Hey Joe…. 5M cash right now if we measure you Barefoot and record it. 10M if you’re above 5’6”
 
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