Joe Rogan height megathread

[gspieler]

Rogan looks like he's levitating.

 

[CaptHANDSUP]

Shortest and least funny person in that picture, but probably the richest.

Tom segura is not funny

 

[badascan]

whos that rapist on the end?

Rogan is a short guy... he should accept it and not worry, it's almost like he's always hiding what he is...

 

[Kingz]

whos that rapist on the end?

Rogan is a short guy... he should accept it and not worry, it's almost like he's always hiding what he is...

looks like Jeff Ross

 

[Sonny Qc]

Tom segura is not funny

What ?

 

[Zer]

The height obsession of Rogan continues. Im thinking Rogan fucked some of your moms back in the day and this is just payback.

I fully admit he fucked my mom back in the day, I'll never stop talking about his height

 

[smooth assassin]

Some of you guys are so gay for him

Ill need a picture of his ass to fully assess the situation

 

[TheTickG]

It's where he keeps his 100 million dollar. Hence the height difference.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Tell me more about his badonkadonk

ftfy

 

[nostradumbass]

Nah, Chapelle's got him beat there.

<{cruzshake}>

Rogan has at least twice as much money as Chappelle.

 

[Hatorade]

He's like 5'7"

Yeah, he's short.

I've never understood this???????

 

[BadJuJu707]

Tom segura is not funny

But is he funnier than Rogan?

 

[Jesus X]

this sounds like a tidwell thread title about gazing at some joe rogan glutes.

 

[Jesus X]

He's like 5'7"

Yeah, he's short.

I've never understood this???????

he is 5'1"

 

[yamahacrasher]

As much as I hate to admit it, looks like Rogan takes this one. Definitely not representative of their respective comedic ability.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

I fully admit he fucked my mom back in the day, I'll never stop talking about his height

The Genghis Khan of manlets.

 

[mb23100]

He's wearing lifts, standing on his tiptoes and being held up by the guys on either side and somehow still looks like a midget.

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Nah, Chapelle's got him beat there.

Not according to every source I've seen. They peg Joe at around $100 million and Dave at around $50.

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-comedians/dave-chappelle-net-worth/
https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/joe-rogan-net-worth/

I think the main difference is that Dave walked away from the $50 million Comedy Central deal over 15 years ago. While Joe cashed in with Fear Factor and other shoes. And then he made a TON of money off of the podcast and the Spotify deal. Whereas Dave did cash in with Netflix, but the paydays were more spread out over years and specials. He didn't get $100 million+ upfront like Joe is reported to have received.

 

[Hollywood Jack]

whos that rapist on the end?

Rogan is a short guy... he should accept it and not worry, it's almost like he's always hiding what he is...

Jeff Ross. Roast legend. Funny AF and he actually is an accused rapist. Well, statutory rapist at least. This chick named Jessica Radtke is claiming she had a long-term relationship with him that started when she was 15. Later on, Ross sued her for defamation and extortion. Oddly enough her father supported his daughter when she made the allegations, but then switched and supported Ross when he sued. So who knows?

 

[4daLuLZ]

The height obsession of Rogan continues. Im thinking Rogan fucked some of your moms back in the day and this is just payback.

Definitely paying your mum support money for all the "Leave Joe ALONE" posts you make.