Joe Rogan height megathread

[Oceanmachine]

I want someone to call him out.


This legit bothers me. Why? Because he claims height doesnt matter that much and yet then clearly lies about his height!

 

[cincymma79]

You people sure spend a lot of time thinking about rogans body. That closet has to be busting at the seams.

 

[TidWell]

I think Dominick Cruz is 5'7" barefoot, often listed as 5'8" but remember seeing him listed as 5'7" IIRC.

Joe's 5'7" barefoot as well based on this pic. Honestly, it even looks like Cruz has more lift in his shoes and they're still the same height.

Wasn't Dominick Cruz listed at 5'10 for one of his early fights? Dom has one of the worst bodies ever its horrible he looks like a pez dispenser he has horrible shoulders not broad narrow.

 

[Oceanmachine]

Kanye is actually 5’7 i remember them measuring him barefoot for his outfit and fashion he was 5’7 it was a long time ago. rogan has to be 5’5.

Was it night? Kanye could be a little over 5"7 and measure 5"8 in morning. Do you say your morning or night height?

 

[Oceanmachine]

Wasn't Dominick Cruz listed at 5'10 for one of his early fights? Dom has one of the worst bodies ever its horrible he looks like a pez dispenser he has horrible shoulders not broad narrow.

Lol you are funny and right. Idk why but yes he is like a human pez dispenser

 

[Yoel Bromero]

The jake the snake pic cant be real

 

[Oceanmachine]

Rogan has been in the Octagon with fighters who are barefoot who are legit 5"8 and are at their shortest (night time height and having been on their feet all day) and Rogan in his shoes is STILL shorter

He does, has accomplished a lot. Thats why its so strange he still is so insecure lying about his height.
Dont get it. At this age with this much success its mind boggling he still feels the need for that.

Also he DENIES that height really even matters. Yet he lies!!!

 

[Oeshon]

If you're under 6 foot, does it honestly matter?

A manlet is a manlet.

 

[Amerikuracana]

So kim kardashians offspring are going to be short, ugly, and stupid? Good choice Kim. Very wise use of your genes you steaming pile lol

 

[Oceanmachine]

If you're under 6 foot, does it honestly matter?

A manlet is a manlet.

Jeff Seid looks, dick mogs, and money mogs you. And he is 5"10 and lies to say 6 foot but got called out and now stops claiming. Do you really feel superior to him? Cause you not!

Yes I am defending big dicked king of manlet 5"10ers and 5"11ers. Its you lanklet average dicked whites talking down. simeon panda with his bbc would mog you and he is 5"11 irl, as would michael b jordan.


Yes I am salty but as a non white I am lucky to have the height I have

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Wasn't Dominick Cruz listed at 5'10 for one of his early fights? Dom has one of the worst bodies ever its horrible he looks like a pez dispenser he has horrible shoulders not broad narrow.

I don't recall that, but they get them wrong for whatever reason all the time, so it wouldn't surprise me. And yeah, he's got weird dimensions. He's kind of a weird little man across the board.

 

[Uber_Noober]

Is that Bam Margera in the first video clip?

 

[revoltub]

Joe creeps me out. I imagine him wobbling at me fast and creepy like a baby and then gnashing my legs drawing blood. Hiding in the bathroom vanity. Sitting in the baby chair and from behind you think its your kid until you walk around and see

 

[Haloom]

Here he is with 5"7 Tony Hinchliffe and 6"5 Jake Roberts.

How da fook does everyone in this picture look photoshopped?

 

[hillelslovak87]

Is Joe Rogan the black one or the white one

Yes

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

I feel like swapping Rogans face out with this one in his pictures seriously improves them.

 

[drstrangelov]

Wasn’t he like six inches taller than Phil Hartman on News Radio?

 

[TidWell]

Wasn’t he like six inches taller than Phil Hartman on News Radio?

Maybe you are thinking of this photo lol

I noticed in photos they tried to make Rogan look taller or had him kneeling so it wouldnt make him look short,

Butt hen they had this photo where he is in the middle with the Shortest women and he is wearing lifted shoes and the men are on the outside areas away from him

Im old enough to remember those days and Rogan was legit considered one of the sexiest men on TV at the time until women found out he was short, this is why most people do not believe he is 5'8 there are MANY leading men who are that height like Paul Newman, De Niro Brando, Charles Bronson, etc.

 

[Le Mercenaire]

Jeff Seid looks, dick mogs, and money mogs you. And he is 5"10 and lies to say 6 foot but got called out and now stops claiming. Do you really feel superior to him? Cause you not!

Yes I am defending big dicked king of manlet 5"10ers and 5"11ers. Its you lanklet average dicked whites talking down. simeon panda with his bbc would mog you and he is 5"11 irl, as would michael b jordan.


Yes I am salty but as a non white I am lucky to have the height I have

you asian?

 

[Oceanmachine]

you asian?

No latino. So spanish, med blood and some native tiny bit black. Rare to be over 183cm I mean it happens but when it does you arent much over. Look at Cain he is a little over but is really a fat small HW. If Cain was cut he would make LHW. A lot of Mexican genes have genetic predisposition to fatness and in general we dont have good muscle insertions. Too many times in my life I have seen young afro american guys or some nordic chads who have fast metabolisms and naturally are strong or muscular as teenagers and who hardly lift weights or put in a little effort compared to my latin friends. I later came to realize it is due to genetics

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