Joe Rogan height megathread

[Iron Skin]

 

[dangerousD]

Joe keeps getting shorter

 

[Berkowitz]

As a shorter man myself (5ft'7) i have done that same pose as Joe and it is all to make myself look taller and wider. But i am half Asian (so it is ok) he is a HGH manlet confirmed.

 

[justalurker]

Haha everyone has got lifts in their shoes

 

[humdizzle]

its funny because joe is so self conscious about himself. when brendan made the comment that he regularly cheats on his wife a bunch of people got blocked if they mentioned it on his IG. they took down the beige frequency video once or twice too. He also tried getting a hair transplant in the past rather than just embracing the bald.

you know damn well if he could pay $10 million to boost his height to 5'10 he'd do it.

 

[Doug Money]

Rogan looks like the little toilet demon from "The Ghoulies".

 

[ThePatriot]

Who cares about a commentators height. He is rich, jacked and could spin kick you inside out. He likely only bangs 10s and sleeps on a bed of money. I’m sure he doesn’t lose sleep over being vertically challenged

None of that matters if youre short

All of its compensating for his height and daddy issues

 

[IamStryker]

You live in a fantasy land where everything is perfect when you have money. He has a wife and kids. He isn't banging supermodels

He certainly could be. With him there is a chance. With you there is zero.

 

[Azure]

Why does anyone actually care about this?

 

[Deleted member 449757]

What's crazy is how obsessed Joe really is with his height. He's somebody that goes on and on about the physical body, having balance and mobilty..and he sacrifices all of that for a few inches of rubber in his shoes so he cracks 5'7''. Remember when Coleman tossed him like a child into the wall? I guarantee Rogan had lifts in.
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It's even funnier once you hear Coleman talking about the incident and saying he gave him "a gentle push".

 

[TestosterOWN]

Why’s it always look like joe is stretching out and pushing off the other peoples shoulders to appear taller lmao. Also fuck he’s aging hard. Getting old sucks.

 

[donkeyjr]

Watsup with sherdog and height......

Why’s it always look like joe is stretching out and pushing off the other peoples shoulders to appear taller lmao. Also fuck he’s aging hard. Getting old sucks.

Thats what he get for being out the sun too much....

 

[Prologue]

Spoiler

 

[ILove4MinutesHyuna]

Every time I see his hands I think about Les Grossman

 

[RightToBareKnuckles]

Rogan looks like the little toilet demon from "The Ghoulies".

lol, I'm glad I stuck with this thread because that comment made me laugh and then when I looked up the picture, I spit food out of my mouth laughing again

 

[ineverpost]

It's hard to tell but he is actually hovering a few inches above his rug because he is hanging on Cody and that other nobody's shoulders

 

[TidWell]

damn son toddler joe is supposed to be the same height as cody

Cody no love is 5’6 and a half, maybe he is wearing lifts shoe? Joe Rogan said he was a shade over 5’8

 

[Luckyme]

It's even funnier once you hear Coleman talking about the incident and saying he gave him "a gentle push".

The story about him spinning Rogan around like a helicopter is crazy. If it’s true, Joe’s lucky there isn’t any video footage.

 

[swimba]

 

[Luckyme]

Cody with the 4inches lifts

And Joe is still shorter

I was gonna say the same thing...Cody’s shoes seem to give him another 2-3 inches. So possibly Rogan is in the neighborhood of 5’8 after all.