Joe Rogan height megathread

[RayA]

Need a picture next to Kevin Hart and Danny Devito to confirm

 

[Royce's Gi]

Should've had eddie Murphy in the pic also.

As well as Denzel Freeman III, Cuba L. Washington and Morgan Fishburne Jr.

 

[KeyboardFighter]

Why tf was Dave Chapelle hanging out with Leon fucking Edwards and Joe Rogan?

Why would it be weird that Rogan and Chapelle hung out? Both are very sucessfull stand up comedians. Or maybe you forgot?

 

[skylolow]

I've never seen a forum so worried about heights.

 

[Xuh]

I've never seen a forum so worried about heights.

 

[The Bloody Nine]

He looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag in that photo.

 

[Joe]

But his head has grown bigger which is more important

 

[Mr Wings]

“But he is getting outstruck...”

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

hey we nearly got skinny chappelle back

bokeem woodbine chappelle was over rated.

 

[Sopapo]

I will never get the sherdogger obsession with Joe Rogan

 

[minute bull]

I think he is jumping in the first pic

 

[dogsdonutsdragons]

“Hes hurt!”
“He’s eating those feints!”
“But he is getting outstruck...”

fuck Rogan that 4’9 shill. Dude is the fucking worst. Ever since he got his contract for the podcast, he’s gotten SO much worse.

i used to defend rogan left and right. like stop taking the dude so serious hes talking about some good shit at least or its dumb enough to be whatever about. i regret ever defending or suggesting him to anyone. its been a while before this but especially since moving to texas i just can't listen to the guy.

entire podcasts about bullshit politics. always pushing his political agenda and trying to start bullshit narratives about certain things even on subjects hes somewhat right on he simply has no business talking about it and its turned a lot of fans sour.. and i guess the more time you spend listening to someone the more you start to understand them and figure them out and honestly joe is just that typical dad trying to be cool whos hopped up on to much coffee weed and trt. hes like an alex jones light sometimes where most of what he is spewing is crazy bs. is that how we are supposed to take him now?
hes not good at being a comedian in the sense that he does not communicate in a comedic way on the podcast most of the time. its more like an authoritative judgemental way of talking. like hes above others and gets extremely defensive on certain subjects or is always trying to teach you or get you to think like him. I'm definitely not going to do a good job at accurately describing why i can't watch him anymore i've done a decent job at disconnecting and forgetting about being a fan of the podcast. he just says to much dumb shit and didn't stay in his lane and become something else.

 

[Spath]

Chapelle and Rogan are foooking blasted in that pic. Look at their eyes

 

[VitorReem]

Dave looks like he’s about to drop dead. Straight up crack head now

 

[Royce's Gi]

I've never seen a forum so worried about heights.

Welcome to this forum

https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joe-Rogan-1194.html

 

[Sopapo]

i used to defend rogan left and right. like stop taking the dude so serious hes talking about some good shit at least or its dumb enough to be whatever about. i regret ever defending or suggesting him to anyone. its been a while before this but especially since moving to texas i just can't listen to the guy.

entire podcasts about bullshit politics. always pushing his political agenda and trying to start bullshit narratives about certain things even on subjects hes somewhat right on he simply has no business talking about it and its turned a lot of fans sour.. and i guess the more time you spend listening to someone the more you start to understand them and figure them out and honestly joe is just that typical dad trying to be cool whos hopped up on to much coffee weed and trt. hes like an alex jones light sometimes where most of what he is spewing is crazy bs. is that how we are supposed to take him now?
hes not good at being a comedian in the sense that he does not communicate in a comedic way on the podcast most of the time. its more like an authoritative judgemental way of talking. like hes above others and gets extremely defensive on certain subjects or is always trying to teach you or get you to think like him. I'm definitely not going to do a good job at accurately describing why i can't watch him anymore i've done a decent job at disconnecting and forgetting about being a fan of the podcast. he just says to much dumb shit and didn't stay in his lane and become something else.

Bro, you care WAY too much

 

[Elephino]

His little suit and short tie make him look a nine year old at his uncle's wedding.

 

[Joe]

Welcome to this forum

https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joe-Rogan-1194.html

Lol rogan looking short as hell even with those shoes on that add at least an inch

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

 

[revoltub]

Edwards and dave are both 6 foot.

Rogan if we account for camera positioning comes up to around the middle of Leon's lips.

The average human head is around 8 to 9 inches tall. So let's assume 8.5. Now let's account for chin to lip length, i quickly measured my own as a base and it's around 2.5 inches. 8.5 - 2.5 = 6.

72 minus 6 is 66. Now let's take into account at least 1 inch lifts for rogan. And for the sake of argument let's assume leon is wearing average sized (.5 inch increase in height) sneaks. Then by these photos I can, with almost certain accuracy, conclude that rogan is 5 feet 5 and 1 half inches tall.