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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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The next person to bring this shit up again should be banned.
 
I don't get why tall guys would be bothered...after all, Rogan is beneath them....
 
He like paid them or had them be like a part of some kind of low rent party thing
They wound up suing him over harassment
lol dam he is Broke too so he used his last bit of money or took out a loan just to pay for these chicks to accompany him? thats pathetic, dan blizarian style only without the trust fund money
 
I dont like liars.

I dream of a world were men height and penis and income sizes are all public knowledge and verified.


Joe Rogan is awesome but he is a small man in denial.

I dont respect lying



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You know Rogan's podcasts aren't live right?

If he ever has a bad show AKA if a guest calls him out on his height, you just wont ever see that episode. I'm sure he has filmed a bunch of episodes that never saw the light of day due to guests being overly honest.
 
Joe is 5'6 with shoes he is 5'7and half or 8. On News Radio he was listed as 5'10 on his early resume but Andy Dick is 5'10 and towered over him by a good 4 or 5 inches. But nothing wrong with being short a lot of shorter men can pull tail easy because most women don't care, you will get the shallow ones every so often but who cares if you are a short guy just go to the next fish so many in the sea. Don't dwell on the ones who reject you just go forward.

I think the reason people are so obsessed with his height is because they look at him as a masculine guy, for some reason when a guy talks martial arts and all this stuff they want them to be tall

Phil Baroni is only 5'8 barefoot but nobody calls him short because he looks normal his body is proportionate.
Rogan sadly looks short because he has those short arms and legs and small feet plus he bulked up to make hi look even smaller.

There are plenty of men who are 5'6 to 5'8 who are considered handsome and leading men or ladies love

James Dean 5'6 with 5'8 Brando
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Marlon Brando
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Paul Newman 5'8 listed as 5/9 on resume
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Charles Bronson 5'8
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Men between 5'8 and 5'11 have the best ratio of proportions usually between height, shoulder width, head size, etc...

Once you start getting taller the ratio goes out of whack and you don't look as good. It's why a guy like Chris Hemsworth has to do tons of roids just to not appear lanky.

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#ALLNATTY
 
I feel like guys that are 5'6" to 5'8" all claim to be 5'10" Guys that are 5'9" to 5'11" claim to be 6 foot.
Years ago when I was filling out an online dating profile, it wouldn't let me list my height as 5'11". Anything above 5'9" automatically became 6'.
Yeah, I always wanted to be 6'2", but I never felt so insecure to lie about it though.
 
A height expert?

You mean any person with a tape measure?
 
lol sherdog brings out the height experts.
joe rogan height thread number 1,000,000.
 
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