Joe Rogan actual height

[nonoob]

Joe Is Short.

In fact, Joe Is SO Short

Spoiler

You can see his feet on his driver's license.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[Fight Professor]

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

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Not UFC, but Jake the Snake is 6'6"

That's edited. Here is the real picture of Joe and Jake.

 

[FreedomCricket]

Hey guys. I just wrote my doctoral thesis on the topic of "Quantitative Pictorial Human Dimension Analysis and Comparative Morphology"

So I guess you could consider me the resident expert on this topic.

As you can see in the picture. Rogan is exactly 22 wood wall planks tall based on my comprehensive analysis of the photo using the proper angles and trigonometry.

Each plank is 2.81" in effective height. 22*2.81=61.82" tall.

I've calculated this value with a .05% margin of error (to be on the safe side) which puts our 99% confidence interval between 61.789 and 61.851".


In conclusion. Joe is 5ft 1-7/8" tall in this photo. Confirmed.

 

[Fergelmince]

View attachment 1079180Is there any pictures of Joe Rogan standing next to current UFC fighters with confirmed actual heights?

Mark Zuckerberg’s height is confirmed at 5’7

That means Joe is actually 5’5.

Except that's not the real Zuckerberg. It's a body double. Just look at the face.

 

[Hymen Crusher]

I'm 6 foot 3 I would say he was 5 foot 7 maybe 8.

 

[Laheys'Liquorland]

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Not UFC, but Jake the Snake is 6'6"

Clearly Jake is just closer to the camera just a tad.

 

[ultra321]

Joe Is Short.

In fact, Joe Is SO Short

Spoiler

You can see his feet on his driver's license.

How does he reach the pedals???

 

[fedorthegoat777]

How is Joe's back? Does he have a history of spine injuries? I would hate to see him shrink more due to age. He has great posture though, short guy or not.

He's stretching for every micro inch in that pic

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

Why are we not talking about his hand instead?

 

[Ibm]

Joe being 5ft4 is still a beast. Being kicked or punched by him is not something to overlook.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

Why are we not talking about his hand instead?
Why did Joe Rogan do this to himself? He was a super hot dwarf but something changed and not even being the greatest podder on earth could remove him from it.
(I still haven't checked it out but some of my friends say it is great).
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his

 

[Karate Kid]

i swear to the entire base of sherdog i have NEVER seen a picture of Joe Rogan when he does that thing with the ramrod straight spine and chin up posing with someone,

that he is always the smaller individual between the two of them.

so i will be the first one to declare: Joe Rogan, is 5 foot 3.

 

[sabretitan]

I hope ts is 13. Who the fuck sits around making a thread about another dudes height

 

[Karate Kid]

i swear to the entire base of sherdog i have NEVER seen a picture of Joe Rogan when he does that thing with the ramrod straight spine and chin up posing with someone,

that he is always the smaller individual between the two of them.

so i will be the first one to declare: Joe Rogan, is 5 foot 3.

 

[HHJ]

Joe is 4'7

I will literally fuck someone up if they disagree

 

[Söze Aldo]

He does look 5'5" there and Joe is never seen not wearing chunky heeled/lifted shoes. The meme about him being 5'3", is looking like it could be true.

 

[Mitchell Cummingham]

Here's Joe Rogan in lifts standing next to barefoot 5'7 Holly Holm

Today he is 5'5 and was probably 5'6 at the most during his prime

 

[Dim1]

Joe wears lifts - he's 5'4"