JDS is every housewife's dream

[HSM1]

Hes tall. Hes ruggedly handsome. He has a amazing, exotic accent. He is very articulate and colorful, but also mature and kind,. An excellent father. Very Brave. He's built like a fucking superhero.
Has amazing style, even when wearing a ufc sweater on the ESPN aftershow with Karen Grant and Bisping, he leaves it a bit unzipped as he would a dress shirt in the hot climate of Brasilia, with his freshly, smooth muscular bare white chest peaking out.
But.... He also Knocks the FUCK out of REALLY scary monsters. The dude is a beast. Just became a fan. Looked surprisingly worlds better than his last 2 tuneup fights. Hes BACK baby!
I honestly thought he would get KO'd or win on decision

 

[NoSmilez]

Nah he got no hairs....

 

[welldone]

ops bussy is throbbing at the thought of receiving jds

 

[jdimfsa]

he has no hair on his head

 

[Sakurabaism]

He's definitely a stud.

 

[NandoMoura]

TS is a cuck

 

[dildos]

Hes ruggedly handsome.

handsome??

he looks like that yellow bastard from sin city...

 

[ryun253]

Without money

With money

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

ITT housewives dream of guys who will leave them as soon as they find success.

 

[OG Thanos]

Nah he got no hairs....

If they have two option, JDS and Stipe, we all know the housewife will choose Stipe over JDS. The hairline is very important, bro.

 

[IloveTHIS]

something something hairline

 

[clutchCAT420]

Any man that has a clean shave and no tattoos is good in my book. Unlike these other barbarian scum...

 

[NoSmilez]

If they have two option, JDS and Stipe, we all know the housewife will choose Stipe over JDS. The hairline is very important, bro.

It's true. JDS's accessory game is weak as well. He probably need some scarves like Couture.

 

[Timmahhhh]

handsome??

he looks like that yellow bastard from sin city...

Matt Lindland is that you?

 

[Coolkid666]

He's bald. And you're just now becoming a fan?
His last wife looked like Bigfoot Silva in a blonde wig

 

[Wise1]

 

[whaleshark]

 

[blaseblah]

Hes ruggedly handsome.

Junior is one of my favorite fighter but nah cuz

 

[LMP]

If by every housewife's dream you mean OP's dream man, then I agree with this thread.

 

[FreddieRoachsVoice]

Forgot to say no homo TS