Japanese women swooning over handsome gorilla

skombolis said:
Fuckin A, no wonder why Japanese businessmen always seem so pissed and serious. They work their ass off, rise to a position of power and wealth, and their woman would still rather have get them some zoo c@ck.
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What, when, where? Japanese business men, at least the ones who travel internationally, are jet-setting the entire globe and slaying anything that moves.

Just because the bottom 25% of men/women are virgins into their twenties in Japan doesn't mean the elite males aren't sexing up girls left and right. Japanese women want Japanese men, that hasn't changed, but they also need someone who's going to fill the dominant role in the relationship. Most women don't want to raise another child.
 
I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good looking animal.
 
Haven't read the whole thread but has anyone made a Blue Steel reference yet?
 
Looking good is easy, but can he bring home the bread?

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RIP Tama-san
 
FierceRedBelt said:
What, when, where? Japanese business men, at least the ones who travel internationally, are jet-setting the entire globe and slaying anything that moves.

Just because the bottom 25% of men/women are virgins into their twenties in Japan doesn't mean the elite males aren't sexing up girls left and right. Japanese women want Japanese men, that hasn't changed, but they also need someone who's going to fill the dominant role in the relationship. Most women don't want to raise another child.
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Yet the birth rate is still crazy low compared to many countries, and the population continues to age...
Not to mention a lot of 20 something's aren't even interested in sex.
I have to wonder what they are doing over there that makes sex seem boring.
 
Booking a ticket to Japan. They thirsty.
 
What does swooning mean? Are they masterbating to his photo?
 
I can't imagine sex with a gorilla would be very enjoyable. It would take a long time to get that one incher into a useful position and by the time it was figured out the gorilla would probably accidentally rip off a limb or two.
 
MarcoW said:
I can't imagine sex with a gorilla would be very enjoyable. It would take a long time to get that one incher into a useful position and by the time it was figured out the gorilla would probably accidentally rip off a limb or two.
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You've seem to have put a lot of thought into this.
 
MarcoW said:
Yet the birth rate is still crazy low compared to many countries, and the population continues to age...
Not to mention a lot of 20 something's aren't even interested in sex.
I have to wonder what they are doing over there that makes sex seem boring.
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Haven't you seen you a Japanese porno? No wonder they're not interested in sex if that's the expectations they have.
 
zackryder said:
ye but once he gets a hold of u, hes prob gonna break u in half (literally)
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FOOTWORK BRO! First round I'll use my foot work, move him around and make him miss. My chimp brah fights off adrenaline and rage and doesn't control his breathing well. Once he begins to slow down and gas, I start to touch him with the and jab mess him up. By round two his eyes are closed, he's gassed, and he's not getting any advice on how to intelligently counter me, because his corner men are chimps as well. By round 3 I start to work the body and the head, fluidly mixing up my strikes on the now exhausted and confused chimp. At this point it's Heelhook71 via whatever he wants. I can TKO this clown with strikes, or exploit his lack of take down defense and arm bar the long armed freak .

Bring me another hype train to derail. Chimps are cans!
 
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