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Japanese women swooning over handsome gorilla

He might be the most handsome known gorilla, but I doubt he is the smartest.

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am i racist if i see a glaring resemblance to Tupac?
 
I one time saw a xxx video with my buddies in high school that had Japanese ladies have salamanders crawl into their vag's and they all took enimas and drank it out of a giant fish bowl.

We were high as hell and thought it was hysterical but it was nasty as all hell.

I once saw one where a couple Japanese women filled each other's anuses with eels and shot them out of their asses like it's somenthing to do.

That was the day that I declared myself immune to surprise, shock, or awe.
 
Handsome but the phrase 'smells like a gorilla' probably hurts his game.
 
You guys are all too easily fooled by make-up and photoshop. I bet if you got some candid photos, he wouldn't look nearly as handsome. This type of augmented image only serves to reduce the self esteem of other gorillas.
 
What a stupid thre—HOT DAMN, that's a handsome gorilla!
 
I once saw one where a couple Japanese women filled each other's anuses with eels and shot them out of their asses like it's something to do.

That was the day that I declared myself immune to surprise, shock, or awe.
Couple of years ago I posted a thread (now deleted) about a Chinese man who, having watched a film similar to the one you describe, to try eel-as-sex-toy for himself. The poor animal chosen for the task tried to gnaw its way out. The man died, and IIRC so did the eel.
 
I wonder how many bannings/deletions/dubbs this thread has resulted in.
 
Couple of years ago I posted a thread (now deleted) about a Chinese man who, having watched a film similar to the one you describe, to try eel-as-sex-toy for himself. The poor animal chosen for the task tried to gnaw its way out. The man died, and IIRC so did the eel.

Always muzzle your eels bros
 
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