I've become addicted to cleaning my ears

[Kaybee]

So I've always been one to regularly clean my ears - sometimes with Q-tips but often with an earpick like below. Anyways, it seems to be getting out of hand for me as lately I have been cleaning my ears multiple times a day! I barely even get any notable flakes of earwax anymore but I still scratch about with my earpick thinking I'm gonna find something hidden there

I think it is becoming a problem!! Any other Sherfellows have a similar addiction?

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Car Keys are always around

 

[thehighking]

Have you tried removing your ears? I've heard it works in 99% cases of excessive ear cleaning

 

[Persuadertron]

Try beating off while ear cleaning, then escalate the impules by stacking more guily pleasures and bad habits on top of jacking it and schwabing it.

Thus creating the most perverse and maudlin psychotic illness possible just for you.

 

[Rafael MMA]

Have you tried an icepick instead?

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Sometimes u can push the wax too far in then you get a constant clicking noise in the ear

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

I was told to put drops in your ears then tilt your head and let it run out because q tips push wax further back plus can damage your hearing if you go too far.

I normally let my ears fill up with wax so when someone calls me out on it I say 'der meh he air aids'

THEN who's the jerk!?

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

 

[all caps]

Thoughts and prayers and get well soon

 

[Kaybee]

Thoughts and prayers and get well soon

ty bb

 

[GSP_37]

1. You can buy a USB otoscope on Amazon that you don't need extra software to use if you have Windows 10. It's neat to see inside.

2. I've seen some interesting ear cleaning videos where doctors remove stuff that looks like black tar, seed, moth.

 

[Simian Raticus]

I'm addicted to sticking cotton buds in my ears.

Like, if I haven't done it in a few days, and inside my ear is feeling a little itchy and irritated, that shit is orgasmic.

I'm not actually cleaning anything because I don't get much earwax and never have.

 

[Arqueto]

You have become addicted to eargasm's it happens

 

[EvilDDS]

It’s called ear-gasms, and yes it feels so good

 

[EvilDDS]

You have become addicted to eargasm's it happens

Dammit, you posted a micro second before me

 

[Arqueto]

Dammit, you posted a micro second before me

Always second the Sith are.

 

[One MMA Fan]

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[Kaybee]

You have become addicted to eargasm's it happens

It’s called ear-gasms, and yes it feels so good

So this is officially a thing?

 

[Arqueto]

So this is officially a thing?

Hell yes. I have been known to enjoy an eargasm or two.

 

[Graves The Elder]

ears are meant to be seen and not heard...