ITT: Things that traumatized you as a child

[Enlightened Ego**]

only thing that scared me was the alien abduction in fire in the sky

was well done

 

[Enlightened Ego**]

When I was 8 or 9, I took a break from plying Nintendo and made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. My dad was in the living room and obviously thought I was my mom and said, "Are you going to suck my wiener tonight or what?"

I've never told anyone that before. I sat in my room and stared at the wall for days. Told my mom I didn't hear what he said.

LOL:icon_chee

 

[John Stockton]

Zombies and the Amityville Horror. I used to hate getting my dogs out of the kennel at night because zombies might come out of the ground. I also was afraid my house was posessed by Satan for a while and didn't wanna sleep alone.

 

[Squirting Gun]

only thing that scared me was the alien abduction in fire in the sky

was well done

Forgot about this. This shit fucked me up for years. It said it was based off a true story and at the time I thought that meant it was 100% true. I didnt find out until later it was based off the interviews of people which may or may not have happened.

 

[lion paw]

only thing that scared me was the alien abduction in fire in the sky

was well done

You too.Shit I saw it on fox and and was in scared sh*tless.A few days after that I never looked at a bottle of syrup the same.

 

[fingercuffs]

This is 'Murica, they let 8 year olds do whatever they want.

Poppycock.

I was 6 brushing my teeth when my pops walked outta the shower with his hog waving around like an elephant trunk. That shit was the size of my whole upper arm. I remember thinking that it must be impossible to lead a normal life with something like that in your pants.

When I was 7 my older brothers invited me to go watch "Saved by the Bell" with them at their friends house. This wasnt the Saved by the bell we all know and loved. This was a knock off porn. Zack was a lonely virgin and Kelly was his slutty older sister. She bangs the shit outta him and he completely glazes her face. This was my first porn I had ever seen and I thought it was real. I could never watch the real show the same again.

When one of my older brothers got a paintball gun he decided to tie me to the trampoline. He shot me about 20 times from 15 feet away. My parents werent home and he threatened to kill me if I ever told on him.

I saw my best friends nephew spill half his brain out in front of me when our rope swing broke. It was my turn but we dared him to do it cause he was a few years younger. He is permanently disabled now and it still bothers me to this day.

I saw my dad whoop another parents ass at my brothers little league game. My pops was the coach and this kids dad was a drunk and talked shit and cursed at all the kids. After my dad warned him he kept it up and eventually slapped his own kid outta anger. My dad calmly walked outta the dugout, Ko'd him and dragged him to the bathroom to where all you could hear was this dudes heads getting pummeled. The cops and ambulance came and all the parents told them the father hit the son and my dad was protecting the kids. This was the 80's so all the cops did was tell my dad to be a little more discreet next time. Seeing my pops do that fucked with my head for some reason.

When I was 4 I fell into my Aunts pool during a family party. Nobody saw me fall in cause I squeezed through a gate. My oldest bro found me face down and unresponsive. He gave me CPR and I eventually came to. Weird thing is my family never talks about it but I remember it like it was yesterday. That same brother years later held me upside down by one foot off the side of a 5 story parking structure at The Frontier in Las Vegas. He thought it was funny, I thought I was gonna die.

Holy shit to all of it !

 

[naked duck]

Having a friend's pitbull bite my arm and not let go. It held on for a good minute, didn't draw blood or anything but i was scared of dogs for quite a few years after that.

 

[frenz]

The film Arachnaphobia.

I moved into a house, and I had to move out three months later because my room was a magnet for fucking spiders. I used to cry myself to sleep because I was convinced they were going to crawl all over me and into my mouth :icon_lol:

 

[Bear Man]

Snakes.

Had a traumatizing experience with snakes as a child and to this day I can't stand snakes. Bugs, spiders, etc... don't really bother me but snakes give me the willies.

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

Snakes.

Had a traumatizing experience with snakes as a child and to this day I can't stand snakes. Bugs, spiders, etc... don't really bother me but snakes give me the willies.

 

[lapollarecords]

reading this stuff, seems like I had a pretty good childhood after all.

 

[Bear Man]

Also watched my Grandparents roll a 1 ton pickup full of firewood off a 30' embankment. The truck rolled completely over and landed wheels down. My dad went running down the mountain side to check on them and as he was in the bed of the truck looking through the rear window, his truck started to roll down the road and proceeded to also go over the edge. I yelled to my dad and tried to hold it back but I was 11 and wasn't stopping a 3/4 pickup pointed downhill. I got out of the way and it rolled over the edge and careened downward and landed right in the bed of my Grandparent's truck at the bottom of the ravine. My dad had to jump out of the way to keep from getting crushed. My Grandma broke her nose but that was the extent of their injuries.

 

[Squirting Gun]

Holy shit to all of it !

It all made my childhood interesting.

 

[El Chimpo]

i walked in on my parents bucking....and not just a regular buck...they had previously separated so this was a "might be a last time" kinda buck...i walked in..eyes went wide...i turned around..went to the living room and sat on the couch...just staring at the blank tv....remembering a time when i was innocent

 

[Squirting Gun]

i walked in on my parents bucking....and not just a regular buck...they had previously separated so this was a "might be a last time" kinda buck...i walked in..eyes went wide...i turned around..went to the living room and sat on the couch...just staring at the blank tv....remembering a time when i was innocent

My pops used to come home from work and get on the exercise bike in his room. He would always shut the door and when we would walk in he would change the TV channel immediately. I was around 7 or so and I hid behind his bed to do some investigation while he was working out. I never thought it would turn into the biggest mistake of my life. He comes home from work like normal and starts on the bike. About 5 minutes in he turns it to scrambled porn(early 90's) and starts moaning along with the actors. I was horrified and stuck for another 30 minutes behind his bed. Im pretty sure he was jerking it but I didnt look, I just curled up into a ball and plugged my ears.

My bro walked in on him a few years later vacuuming the floor with the hose attachment only it wasnt the floor, it was his ****.

In conclusion my Pops is a dirty fuck.

 

[SafyreSchool**]

Curiosity traumatized and emotionally scarred the cat.

 

[Jermei]

Dark Crystal and Watership Down = one traumatic child.

haha, I saw Dark Crystal in the theatre as a kid thinking yeah, Jim Henson, the muppet man...... yeah, make that two traumatic children. Same for watership down, why so violent, I never looked at bunnies the same again after that...

...but for me the real scar was when Gremlins came out, saw that in the theatre too, fucked me up for like 3-years.

 

[Jermei]

i walked in on my parents bucking....and not just a regular buck...they had previously separated so this was a "might be a last time" kinda buck...i walked in..eyes went wide...i turned around..went to the living room and sat on the couch...just staring at the blank tv....remembering a time when i was innocent

What position were they in?

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

My pops used to come home from work and get on the exercise bike in his room. He would always shut the door and when we would walk in he would change the TV channel immediately. I was around 7 or so and I hid behind his bed to do some investigation while he was working out. I never thought it would turn into the biggest mistake of my life. He comes home from work like normal and starts on the bike. About 5 minutes in he turns it to scrambled porn(early 90's) and starts moaning along with the actors. I was horrified and stuck for another 30 minutes behind his bed. Im pretty sure he was jerking it but I didnt look, I just curled up into a ball and plugged my ears.

My bro walked in on him a few years later vacuuming the floor with the hose attachment only it wasnt the floor, it was his ****.

In conclusion my Pops is a dirty fuck.

Damn your posts are always interesting, holy shit.

 

[El Chimpo]

What position were they in?

missionary... thank the lord

My pops used to come home from work and get on the exercise bike in his room. He would always shut the door and when we would walk in he would change the TV channel immediately. I was around 7 or so and I hid behind his bed to do some investigation while he was working out. I never thought it would turn into the biggest mistake of my life. He comes home from work like normal and starts on the bike. About 5 minutes in he turns it to scrambled porn(early 90's) and starts moaning along with the actors. I was horrified and stuck for another 30 minutes behind his bed. Im pretty sure he was jerking it but I didnt look, I just curled up into a ball and plugged my ears.

My bro walked in on him a few years later vacuuming the floor with the hose attachment only it wasnt the floor, it was his ****.

In conclusion my Pops is a dirty fuck.

well damn...at least he wasnt speeding on the exercise bike, hopping off and jerking in front of the wind