ITT: Things that traumatized you as a child

[Squirting Gun]

Damn your posts are always interesting, holy shit.

This one was more traumatizing then interesting imo.

well damn...at least he wasnt speeding on the exercise bike, hopping off and jerking in front of the wind

Why the fuck did I just picture this? I got grossed the fuck out and then started laughing hysterically at the same time. Fuck you Champ.

 

[El Chimpo]

hahahahahaha....if you ever have a bad day, just remember...you didnt see your dad wind-jerk

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

chucky was easily the most traumatic shit i've ever seen.

only other thing i can think of was when my older brother was probably like 13, that age when it's cool to treat your folks like shit, he made my mother cry while i was in the car with them. I was, i guess, 8. It was devastating to see my mom like that. I remember she was constantly playing that fucking Elton John song from the Lion King at the time, so that song always makes me feel really weird.

 

[Scrody]

I had an uncle who was out of control. we used to give each other wet willies & funny arm. we'd play dandy balls & legs-a-spread & penis butt. my friends found out & called me & my uncle pole fancies.

Lol what the fuck?

6 years old, running into the living at 5am to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning, I turned the corner eagerly anticipating a wonderful morning of The Visionaries, Galtar, and the New Scooby Doo. Instead, I was greeted by the sight of my grandmother, naked from the waist down, ass in the air and pointed at my face directly at eye level, blowing my grandfather who was smoking a cigarette with a dazed expression on his face.

I froze for a second, then silently turned and ran back around the corner. The tv was in the next room but I would have to walk right past them to get to it. Or I could just go back to bed. No, I wanted to watch my cartoons. As I sat behind the corner weighing my options I vividly recall the "schlllllrp, schlllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, schllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp" sound as my grandmother continued to suck my grandfathers dick.

I couldn't take it anymore. I bolted around the corner screaming like an idiot, ran right past my grandmammies eye-level ass cheeks, and into the next room. That entry way had double doors so after I ran through I slammed them shut. Scared the shit out of my grandparents. I heard my grandmother say "OMG, do you think he saw??" Grandfather replied "I don't know"

Several minutes later as I happily watched my cartoons the "schlllllrp, schlllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, schllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp" started up again and progressed into "mmmmmm, mmmmmphhhh, nnnnnngghhhhhh!!!!"

It was great to be alive that morning.

Goddamn that's bad

^ not quite as bad as seeing grandparents at it, but I saw my Dad banging my Mum doggy style in the bath once. They thought I was out but I had to pop back in to get something from my room, which took me past the bathroom. I only got a small glimpse really, but of course I remember every single detail. My Dad looked like Max Cady getting his rape on

Absolutely ravaging her. But my Mum was pretty much silent except for a few token uh's. Kind of makes me feel bad for my Dad now, thinking back. My mum does not seem like the best lay. Anyway they didn't notice me at all and I left as quickly as I could.

I laughed my ass off at this

Some really heavy and disturbing shit in this thread... cheers fellas.

As for me, I was bitten by a ladybug when I was younger and it hurt like hell. I hate ladybugs now.

Everyone says I'm full of shit when I tell them ladybugs are little assholes.

Playing Resident Evil 2 when I was 8. Got to the part where you encounter the first Licker in the police office..... Couldn't sleep for weeks after that.

Awful. That game scared the shit out of me.

I had an incident that didn't exactly traumatize me but just gave me a sense of dread. Me and my cousin were riding bikes through a pretty heavily wooded area near his place in Aberdeen (creepy place) and I heard the loudest most blood curdling scream I've ever heard in my life, followed quickly by what sounded like a door being slammed. I wasn't aware of any houses in the area and it was night time so we couldn't see, but it wouldn't have suprised me if I had heard a womans last screams before something terrible happened. Me and my cousin gtfo immediately.