ITT: Things that traumatized you as a child

[Sweet_Leaf]

Oh yeah growing up in Germany we used to have really lovely fairy tales, like the fucking STRUWWELPETER!

Not so slender man

 

[Linkuei]

Also, who remind "watership down" ?



WTF, p4p creepiest shit i can remember
The TV programmed it in afternoon like was a normal cartoon :icon_chee

Wtf did I just watch...

 

[El Chimpo]

Yes!

i thought he was hilarious when i was a kid

 

[RSmith47]

Mostly things my much older brothers put me through.

One time my brothers and I were watching a Friday the 13 while I was extremely young. About 15 minutes out from the end my oldest bro(Jason) cut out. About 5 from the end one of my other brothers (zach) says I'm gonna go look for Jason.

My remaining brother Josh then lead me outside when the credits rolled to look for Zach and Jason. We had a detached three car garage with sliding doors at the time. As soon as I walk out the back door the middle port garage door slide open and my brother Jason is in a hockey mask firing up my dads chainsaw.

Everything after is blank. Literally no idea what happened after. Only my brothers know.

Your brothers are hilarious!

They also have very standard names. Zach, Jason, Josh. Are you Mike per chance?

Do you realize if you guys were all born in the 2000's your names would be Aiden, Jayden, Brayden and Kayden? Instead of wearing a Jason mask and freaking you out with a chainsaw, your oldest brother, Aiden, would put sparkley's on his face and attempt to make out with you with vampire teeth. Thank god you aren't a child of the 2000's!

 

[lion paw]

-IT the clown,that was a scary mofo.
-the diliphosauruas(spitter dino)from jurassic park

 

[Soma]

6 years old, running into the living at 5am to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning, I turned the corner eagerly anticipating a wonderful morning of The Visionaries, Galtar, and the New Scooby Doo. Instead, I was greeted by the sight of my grandmother, naked from the waist down, ass in the air and pointed at my face directly at eye level, blowing my grandfather who was smoking a cigarette with a dazed expression on his face.

I froze for a second, then silently turned and ran back around the corner. The tv was in the next room but I would have to walk right past them to get to it. Or I could just go back to bed. No, I wanted to watch my cartoons. As I sat behind the corner weighing my options I vividly recall the "schlllllrp, schlllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, schllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp" sound as my grandmother continued to suck my grandfathers dick.

I couldn't take it anymore. I bolted around the corner screaming like an idiot, ran right past my grandmammies eye-level ass cheeks, and into the next room. That entry way had double doors so after I ran through I slammed them shut. Scared the shit out of my grandparents. I heard my grandmother say "OMG, do you think he saw??" Grandfather replied "I don't know"

Several minutes later as I happily watched my cartoons the "schlllllrp, schlllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, schllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp" started up again and progressed into "mmmmmm, mmmmmphhhh, nnnnnngghhhhhh!!!!"

It was great to be alive that morning.

 

[lion paw]

6 years old, running into the living at 5am to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning, I turned the corner eagerly anticipating a wonderful morning of The Visionaries, Galtar, and the New Scooby Doo. Instead, I was greeted by the sight of my grandmother, naked from the waist down, ass in the air and pointed at my face directly at eye level, blowing my grandfather who was smoking a cigarette with a dazed expression on his face.

I froze for a second, then silently turned and ran back around the corner. The tv was in the next room but I would have to walk right past them to get to it. Or I could just go back to bed. No, I wanted to watch my cartoons. As I sat behind the corner weighing my options I vividly recall the "schlllllrp, schlllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, schllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp" sound as my grandmother continued to suck my grandfathers dick.

I couldn't take it anymore. I bolted around the corner screaming like an idiot, ran right past my grandmammies eye-level ass cheeks, and into the next room. That entry way had double doors so after I ran through I slammed them shut. Scared the shit out of my grandparents. I heard my grandmother say "OMG, do you think he saw??" Grandfather replied "I don't know"

Several minutes later as I happily watched my cartoons the "schlllllrp, schlllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, schllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp" started up again and progressed into "mmmmmm, mmmmmphhhh, nnnnnngghhhhhh!!!!"

It was great to be alive that morning.

ahahahahaaha!damnI wouldn't want to watch tv for a week lool.

 

[Zer]

^ not quite as bad as seeing grandparents at it, but I saw my Dad banging my Mum doggy style in the bath once. They thought I was out but I had to pop back in to get something from my room, which took me past the bathroom. I only got a small glimpse really, but of course I remember every single detail. My Dad looked like Max Cady getting his rape on

Absolutely ravaging her. But my Mum was pretty much silent except for a few token uh's. Kind of makes me feel bad for my Dad now, thinking back. My mum does not seem like the best lay. Anyway they didn't notice me at all and I left as quickly as I could.

 

[Cestus]

6 years old, running into the living at 5am to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning, I turned the corner eagerly anticipating a wonderful morning of The Visionaries, Galtar, and the New Scooby Doo. Instead, I was greeted by the sight of my grandmother, naked from the waist down, ass in the air and pointed at my face directly at eye level, blowing my grandfather who was smoking a cigarette with a dazed expression on his face.

I froze for a second, then silently turned and ran back around the corner. The tv was in the next room but I would have to walk right past them to get to it. Or I could just go back to bed. No, I wanted to watch my cartoons. As I sat behind the corner weighing my options I vividly recall the "schlllllrp, schlllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, schllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp" sound as my grandmother continued to suck my grandfathers dick.

I couldn't take it anymore. I bolted around the corner screaming like an idiot, ran right past my grandmammies eye-level ass cheeks, and into the next room. That entry way had double doors so after I ran through I slammed them shut. Scared the shit out of my grandparents. I heard my grandmother say "OMG, do you think he saw??" Grandfather replied "I don't know"

Several minutes later as I happily watched my cartoons the "schlllllrp, schlllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, schllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp" started up again and progressed into "mmmmmm, mmmmmphhhh, nnnnnngghhhhhh!!!!"

It was great to be alive that morning.

I've spit out the coffe, tryed again, spit out again

P4P post

 

[adam199]

Michael Myers from Halloween. That mask/black suit is so easy to see in the dark when you're young and have an active imagination.

 

[Grob]

5-6 years old. I'm at my grandparents farm and someone puts me on the ride-on lawnmower. I'm having a great time and decide it would be fun to chase my sisters. One sister screaming, falls in front of the mower and I can't seem to reach the brake as it goes on top of her. I can only see the top half of her body at this point and I'm certain I'm killing her. My dad bolts over and throws the mower and me off of her and she's fine. I guess the blades weren't engaged.

7 years old, classmate takes a bite of jelly sandwich only to realize it has peanut butter in it too. Severe allergic reaction, dead.

8 years old classmate hit by a bus and lived, but was never physically or mentally the same after.

Watched Watership down in grade 1, about 6 years old if I recall.

Also saw King Kong '80 when I was about 7. The scene where he steps on a group of people and they all kind of got squished together but were still squirming haunted me for awhile.

For the religious scarring. We were driving along one day with my mom and grandpa. We were talking about paying tithing. I can't remember who said what, but my grandpa turned to us in the back seat and with a look of shear rage yelled at us that "If you don't pay your tithing you will burn in the fires of Hell!"

 

[Discomushroom]

Some really heavy and disturbing shit in this thread... cheers fellas.

As for me, I was bitten by a ladybug when I was younger and it hurt like hell. I hate ladybugs now.

 

[Cptn1NSAN0]

Pennywise has always scared the shit out of me.

I saw American History X in like 3rd grade, and I couldn't get over the curb-stomping for weeks. The racial aspect only made it more disturbing for my 9 year old brain.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

 

[Long Dark Blues]

When I was 8 or 9, I took a break from plying Nintendo and made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. My dad was in the living room and obviously thought I was my mom and said, "Are you going to suck my wiener tonight or what?"

I've never told anyone that before. I sat in my room and stared at the wall for days. Told my mom I didn't hear what he said.

My buddy sneaked downstairs on Christmas Eve to check out his presents one year, and witnessed his dad unload all over his mom's tits. Or, so he says. I tend to believe him, don't know why anyone would make that up.

 

[UFCfightman**]

I once fell at a construction site and had two large nails puncture both of my palms as i broke my fall. Took like a stigmata from the crucification. Since then I always believed myself to be the second coming of jesus..

 

[Soma]

When I was 8 or 9, I took a break from plying Nintendo and made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. My dad was in the living room and obviously thought I was my mom and said, "Are you going to suck my wiener tonight or what?"

I've never told anyone that before. I sat in my room and stared at the wall for days. Told my mom I didn't hear what he said.

How bummed would you be if you found out that he, in fact, knew it was you?

 

[The_Unnatural]

i grew up in India. I was walking home from school one day and a snake popped up from the ground and scared the shit out of me. I was 7 at the time. I refused to walk home alone after that.

 

[Insmoke]

Playing Resident Evil 2 when I was 8. Got to the part where you encounter the first Licker in the police office..... Couldn't sleep for weeks after that.

 

[iThrillhouse]

on one of my last days of grade 4 I overheard that some guy whom was a few years older who went on to middle school etc. etc. went to a party as a DD, guy didn't party either cause he was aiming for a football scholarship. and he had both of his achilles tendons cut by some wannabe gangsters

Didn't really party cause of it