ITT: Things that traumatized you as a child

[zuffa zack**]

Seriously? When I was 9 I was stealing my dads vhs porn, and shooting blanks after watching it. I still remember the classic "angel buns".

I remember the first time I came. I was pretty fucking freaked out. That never happened before.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Now I see it all the time, but when I was around 8 or 9 I saw a kid my age run over by a motorcycle and die in the street. Definitely a wake up call about death coming at any point in life and heavy shit for me to reflect on when I will die. Didn't sleep well for quite a while.

 

[white-pony]

When I was 8 or 9, I took a break from plying Nintendo and made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. My dad was in the living room and obviously thought I was my mom and said, "Are you going to suck my wiener tonight or what?"

I've never told anyone that before. I sat in my room and stared at the wall for days. Told my mom I didn't hear what he said.

 

[FyrFytr998]

I remember the first time I came. I was pretty fucking freaked out. That never happened before.

Lol, I freaked as well. Then immediately tried to replicate what I did, because it kinda happened by "accident". I didn't even know of masturbation at that point. Once I did though...............

 

[weed]

I had an uncle who was out of control. we used to give each other wet willies & funny arm. we'd play dandy balls & legs-a-spread & penis butt. my friends found out & called me & my uncle pole fancies.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

When I was 8 or 9, I took a break from plying Nintendo and made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. My dad was in the living room and obviously thought I was my mom and said, "Are you going to suck my wiener tonight or what?"

I've never told anyone that before. I sat in my room and stared at the wall for days. Told my mom I didn't hear what he said.

Well, Did she?

 

[emceeGRENDEL]

this bitch.

 

[SafyreSchool**]

I remember the first time I came. I was pretty fucking freaked out. That never happened before.

Yeah, that... tends to be the case with those "first time" things.

 

[white-pony]

Well, Did she?

I don't know.

 

[King Ghidorah]

When I was 5 years old, my parents thought it was a fantastic idea to put one of these in the middle of the room.

Scared the shit out of me, seriously the shit outta me. Fuck my parents and fuck their little joke.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

When I was 5 years old, my parents thought it was a fantastic idea to put one of these in the middle of the room.

Scared the shit out of me, seriously the shit outta me. Fuck my parents and fuck their little joke.

Did shit actually come out of you?

 

[Cowlevel]

Seriously? When I was 9 I was stealing my dads vhs porn, and shooting blanks after watching it. I still remember the classic "angel buns".

It was definitely shock of what I had found lol. Didn't start jerking it till I was 12 though so it took me a while.

 

[Eisenkarl]

When I was 5 years old, my parents thought it was a fantastic idea to put one of these in the middle of the room.

Scared the shit out of me, seriously the shit outta me. Fuck my parents and fuck their little joke.

Reminds me of the clown bed that Homer made for Bart...

 

[AxeMurderer90]

When I was 8 or 9, I took a break from plying Nintendo and made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. My dad was in the living room and obviously thought I was my mom and said, "Are you going to suck my wiener tonight or what?"

I've never told anyone that before. I sat in my room and stared at the wall for days. Told my mom I didn't hear what he said.

The fact that your dad said wiener in that statement is making me laugh my ass off.

 

[Razor]

traumatized the shit out of me.

Yes!

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

When I was 10 I was sleeping over my buddies house. His father came in the room drunk around 11pm and started screaming at his kid (my friend) and then beat the shit out of him for forgetting to take out the garbage. The mother was a sweetheart and took me and my fried back to my house. My Dad went back with her and beat the shit out of the Dad and then drove him to a clinic to dry out. He never drank again but the episode always weighed heavy on me, which is whyI made sureto never be an angry drunk.

Your dad is awesome...

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

 

[MAAddict**]

This. Its perhaps the worst way to die and the agonizing screams make it all the worse

 

[Happy Boy]

First time I saw schoolyard thugs beat someone up for no reason. Give me a lifelong anger about thugs and intimidators that I still have. Probably the biggest single event with such long lasting consequences, still to this day if I see someone get picked on or if someone tries it with me, that same emotion comes back as if I'm seeing that kid for the first time. Has good and bad consequences.

 

[HIMBOB]

Clown fom IT hiding in the gutter,
and
the scene from Nightmare on Elm st 3 when a girl goes to the bathroom at night and when she is washing her hands one of the taps turns into Freddie hand and he grbs her. That fucked with me for literally years.

I was in the backseat of the car during a rainy night when my mom lost control and crashed into a tree, everyone was Ok, but damn, that scared me. Now I believe I'm a below average driver because of this.

When I was 7 my Mum had three car crashes in the space of 8 months, I was in the passenger seat for all 3.

I am now the worst bacvk seat driver ever.