It's funny as fuck that you're not into her but she's got you over a barrel because she doesn't ring you to sing you to sleep.
Probably some deep seated emotional issues from previous relationships.
A part of me is nostalgic, so when ever I bang some random, I keep their panties/thongs/boy shorts for the memories. Just to reminisce, you know? And for the ego 4 sure. But because I'm a broke ass electrical engineering student, I can't afford gifts to my lady friends, so I just wash the undergarments that I have in my collection, and re-gift them to the lady in question (that shit will get you laid fucked up) anyone have similar tendencies? Got a crappy gift for Christmas and gave it to somebody else on their birthday 3 months later? I've gotten rid of a bread maker and a cheap ass watch that way.
Probably some deep seated emotional issues from previous relationships.
Ahahaha
Maybe his mother never said good night to him...
Freud would like a word with you TS
No, she's a loving and caring woman. More along the lines of being fucked over in previous relationships. I think I just become too nice and caring, so that leads to broken hearts and hurt feels.
She eats pees with a fork one at a time...
She uses some type of honey(Manuka?) for something in the bathroom to get rid of acne. Every fucking time I go in there I put my hand in honey that's sitting on the counter. I've asked 6 times(yes I've been counting) and just get more and more annoyed the more I have to ask. I contemplate throwing it away every time I walk by it, but since I basically paid for it I know it was 50 bucks for like 550 grams.
Also always leaves peanut butter lying around opened, half empty bottles of water(like the little girl in Signs or some shit), and toe nail clippers left on the dinner table.
Not bad considering other peoples relationship problems. I mostly don't say anything, just irks me, but is super petty.
Ahahaha
No wonder he cited deep seated issues in previous relationships for being so fucked in the head.Bahahahahahaha
Giving stolen panties as gifts to other women
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Dude I've read some strange shit on the internet, but like,
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
On the 3rd or 4th outfit just say, "OH WOW YEW LEWK SO SECKSI IN DAT BAYBEEEE".
Thank me once you're not late.
She eats pees with a fork one at a time...
Ah, that was an interest attempt at my part. Was lonely, had drunk 3/4 of a bottle of Smirnoff Red and done some coke. Watched an episode of Jerry Springer where some random redneck did that type of shit for kicks, so in an attempt to liven up the Mayberry, which was filled with boring threads about cheating girlfriends etc, I posted his story in my own words. Wasn't overly successful, barely got to the 3rd page.