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Double Leg

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I'm going out with this chick. Kinda below my standards really, but its been like 3 months since I got laid, and a man needs to eat. She's pretty cool, really. Has a nice personality, smart, funny, has enormous boobs and a decent ass. She's pretty tall (5'9) and a bit chubby. But we get along well enough, at least until the steroids kick in and I can start chasing skinny bitches with daddy issues again. But I'm getting off topic, she has this tendency to go to sleep and not say goodnight, it doesn't sound major and it isn't really, but it pisses me the fuck off. What's the little things that your woman does that pisses you off?
 
She uses some type of honey(Manuka?) for something in the bathroom to get rid of acne. Every fucking time I go in there I put my hand in honey that's sitting on the counter. I've asked 6 times(yes I've been counting) and just get more and more annoyed the more I have to ask. I contemplate throwing it away every time I walk by it, but since I basically paid for it I know it was 50 bucks for like 550 grams.

Also always leaves peanut butter lying around opened, half empty bottles of water(like the little girl in Signs or some shit), and toe nail clippers left on the dinner table.

Not bad considering other peoples relationship problems. I mostly don't say anything, just irks me, but is super petty.
 
The things we have to live through just to get some love and attention. Its sad, in a way.
 
My bitch likes to tease me by pretending she's not dating me and filing restraining orders
 
Double Leg said:
I'm going out with this chick. Kinda below my standards really, but its been like 3 months since I got laid, and a man needs to eat. She's pretty cool, really. Has a nice personality, smart, funny, has enormous boobs and a decent ass. She's pretty tall (5'9) and a bit chubby. But we get along well enough, at least until the steroids kick in and I can start chasing skinny bitches with daddy issues again. But I'm getting off topic, she has this tendency to go to sleep and not say goodnight, it doesn't sound major and it isn't really, but it pisses me the fuck off. What's the little things that your woman does that pisses you off?
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So what you're saying is that you're a man's man but the only reason you've settled for this girl who is below your standards is because you've " got to eat" and the steroids haven't kicked in yet ,otherwise you'd be banging 10's...

And your complaint is she doesn't call to say night night?

Do I understand this correctly stud?
 
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Always late because she has to try on every fucking outfit she owns. I hate being late to anything and I hate that its her insecure ass that causes it....
 
MPH said:
So what you're saying is that you're a man's man but the only reason your settle for this girl who is below your standards is because you've " got to eat" and the steroids haven't kicked in yet ,otherwise you be banging 10's...

And you're complaint is she doesn't call to say night night?

Do I understand this correctly stud?
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Pretty much.
 
Double Leg said:
I'm going out with this chick. Kinda below my standards really, but its been like 3 months since I got laid, and a man needs to eat. ?
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This isn't really "your woman." This is just someone you're putting the dick to because no one you feel is up to your standards will touch you.
 
My ex and I always...
But we used to...
This reminds me of that time with...
 
Seano said:
This isn't really "your woman." This is just someone you're putting the dick to because no one you feel is up to your standards will touch you.
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Maybe. I haven't really looked deep inside my soul to find the true answer. Food for thought. Thanks bro.
 
Hahaha. If it happens often I can see myself being annoyed by that too. But for me, one of my exes had a chewing issue(not tobacco, she liked to chew on things)... Got really fucking annoying. Especially when she did it to my sweatshirt strings.
 
i would divorce my wife if she could not discern the difference between "its" and "it's"
 
My wife likes to volunteer me for shit and not tell me till right up to when I am suppose to do whatever I've been drafted for.
 
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Mine never stops talking. I literally lose time listening to her about her day. It takes 30 minutes to tell me about 10! It drives me crazy!
 
I hate it when she pretends to be a complete imbecile just to defuse and veer off a certain proposal or a situation. "luv, your are taking it up the arse tonight" and she would be like" huh what's that? btw I like your t-shirt where did you get it???". What a cow.
 
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