Its the little things...

[Gus Fring]

Always late because she has to try on every fucking outfit she owns. I hate being late to anything and I hate that its her insecure ass that causes it....

On the 3rd or 4th outfit just say, "OH WOW YEW LEWK SO SECKSI IN DAT BAYBEEEE".
Thank me once you're not late.

 

[Double Leg]

Tell them they are beautiful a thousand times, they don't believe you. Tell them their ass looks fat in a dress 2 sizes too small, they never forget it.

 

[trolololol]

I hate that she owns cats. Two of them. And I'm allergic.

 

[Tankeray]

My ex and I always...
But we used to...
This reminds me of that time with...

lol

 

[SafyreSchool**]

has enormous boobs and a decent ass.

In my 20's I did this far too much, and I regret it today.
Had a chubby girl who was nice with huge boobs.
There were two I should have stuck it out with...
I'll never let my ego get the best of me again.

 

[Terror Zone]

The way you talked during that entire OP and then the "little thing" being that she doesn't say goodnight made me laugh hysterically.

 

[iThrillhouse]

ts is Jerry Seinfeld

"she's too...good"

 

[ShackleMeNot]

every morning she makes a mess making her morning coffee and never cleans up after herself.

 

[Omegaboy13]

every morning she makes a mess making her morning coffee and never cleans up after herself.

This. Feel like I'm walking in sand on the tile.

 

[Poet of Gore]

She uses some type of honey(Manuka?) for something in the bathroom to get rid of acne.

and by honey you mean Valtrex

 

[ShackleMeNot]

This. Feel like I'm walking in sand on the tile.

its half this, and half the coffee that gets encrusted on the table that i don't notice until its rock hard.

 

[Poet of Gore]

I hate that she owns cats. Two of them. And I'm allergic.

bro, take the hint

 

[trolololol]

bro, take the hint

Da fuq are you talking about? Take what hint? Last night she cooked me dinner, watched one of my favorite movies, and I sexed her twice. She clearly wants the D, and no pussy is getting in the way of me getting pussy.

 

[Nonsense]

I hope she annoys TS as much as humanly possible, given his disgusting attitude about her and their relationship.

 

[Kanster]

You have some serious issues my dude.

 

[bcordova]

My gf is always on her phone. Bothers me but it's probably because I haven't started my steroids yet.

 

[Herb Eaversmels]

Really, that's what pisses you off?

That shouldn't piss you off so much.

 

[Diktaattori]

Last girl that I had a sleepover with left in the morning without saying goodbye.

 

[ShackleMeNot]

throws clothes everywhere and blames me when she can't find something.

 

[Poohbearsbong**]

Hypocracy in general