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Well.. he hasn't lost to a Brazilian
Well.. he hasn't lost to a Brazilian
There will only ever be one Brazilian killer http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alex-Stiebling-269
True but then Anderson beat him and became the Brazilian Killer Killer. This makes Weidman the Brazilian Killer Killer Killer, technically.
The type of beatings that Weidman hands out are utterly emasculating and life changing....much like after a dog has his nuts chopped off, he becomes fat, depressed and loses his will to be dog.
A Weidman pointed out, when he fights someone, the sans says they are a "serious threat/gonna murder Weidman" etc.. After Weidman smashes said Brazilian, they are then considered over the hill and all washed up. It is much easier for haters to discredit others than to acknowledge greatness. The type of beatings that Weidman hands out are utterly emasculating and life changing....much like after a dog has his nuts chopped off, he becomes fat, depressed and loses his will to be dog.
For all the aforementioned reasons, I say we change Weidman's nickname from the 'Brazilian killer', to the "Brazilian Veterinarian", because when he is finished with said Brazilians, they are forever changed. Anderson will attest to this...the poor guy, after the Veterinarian was done, he needed Thai sex pills and steroids to produce enough testosterone so he could find courage to get in the ring and get humiliated, trolled and clowned by a completely stoned, pillow fisted welterweight.
I would really hate to be a brazilian from a working class family with a respectable unbringing in the ufc at this point in time, because all that is advertised is "OMG THIS SAVAGE FROM THE FAVELAS IS CRAZY AND A VIOLENT KILLER"
like jesus, my name is Thiago and I like super smash brothers and jiu jitsu bro
The only Brazilians the Chris has beaten are guys who use stimulants (TRT, Piss, Steroids) or are just ancient. If the Chris truly wants to be the Brazilian killer then he must fight the ever dangerous "Boyzilians" who are the young rowdy ones fresh out of the favelas that still have a Pringles sized chip on their shoulder.
Who are some dangerous 185lb Boyzilians that could give Chris the playboy treatment inside the Octagon?