It must suck to be one of the lower paid fighters and having to deal with USADA

[usfbrah]

If I was in the ufc, I would roid to the gills and tell the usada to fuck themselves when they come to test me. I would then proceed to piss

 

[technocrat]

I was looking at the drug testing policy for the NHL. They don't get tested at all I'm the offseason, and they get "randomly" tested during the season but only on days where they don't play a game. Only a piss test btw. It made me chuckle because you've got guys making big money and they get the kid gloves treatment, meanwhile some guy clearing 40k a year has to tell USADA his whereabouts 24/7.

See the power of the NHLPA. They're like screw your testing in the off-season, I'm on vacation, bro.

 

[LilNubi]

You have a very inaccurate idea of prison life apparently.

Depends on the Prison.