It’s 2 AM, you’re in a drunken stupor, and have the munchies.

[Lycandroid]

I'm a french Canadian,

Poutine is the go to.

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so am I and that looks like someone got sick on what could have been a good poutine

 

[Crazy Source]

so am I and that looks like someone got sick on what could have been a good poutine

In theory poutine could be really good, but it also could be very bad, depending on the quality of the fries, gravy, and cheese curds.

 

[Versez]

honestly, poutine was my first thought upon seeing this thread title.

ive never had any of the places mentioned by op.

hit me with them cheese curds!

You don't deserve poutine.

 

[Lycandroid]

In theory poutine could be really good, but it also could be very bad, depending on the quality of the fries, gravy, and cheese curds.

yep its one of the easiest things to fuck up and hardest to get right considering how basic it is. Still haven't had poutine as good as I got in chicoutimi 30 years ago

 

[William Huggins]

Durum Kebab or shawarma

I wouldn't care

 

[Gutter Chris]

Alright, let’s break this down: You’re hammered, it’s 2 AM, and your stomach is crying out for something greasy, questionable, and life-saving. Your choices? Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, or Denny’s.

Taco Bell: The Chaotic Choice

If you want to wake up questioning your life decisions, Taco Bell is the way to go. Nothing says “I have zero self-control” like inhaling a Crunchwrap Supreme while mumbling, “I f*ing love you, bro.” Plus, their menu is basically designed for drunk people—cheese, meat, and mystery sauce folded into every possible shape. Bonus: There’s a 50/50 chance you’ll wake up with a Doritos Locos Taco in your pocket. Downside: Your digestive system might file for divorce in the morning.

Jack in the Box: The Drunk Philosopher’s Playground

Jack in the Box is where you end up when you’re too indecisive to commit to a single type of food. Tacos? They got ‘em. Burgers? Sure. Curly fries? Hell yeah. Egg rolls? …Wait, what? At 2 AM, Jack in the Box feels like an all-you-can-eat fever dream where you just keep pointing at random things and saying, “Yeah, add that too.” The cashier is judging you, but who cares? Bonus: Their greasy menu might actually absorb some of the alcohol. Downside: You might order 14 different things and forget about half of them until you wake up.

Denny’s: The Full Commitment

If you stumble into Denny’s at 2 AM, congratulations—you’ve officially given up on going home anytime soon. Denny’s is for the drunk warrior who wants to sit down, take their time, and soak in the reality of their questionable life choices over a plate of Grand Slam pancakes. This is where you and your equally inebriated friends will have deep, slurred conversations like, “Do you think dogs have jobs in their own society?” Bonus: Bottomless coffee and food that requires utensils. Downside: You might pass out in the booth and wake up when the breakfast crowd arrives.

Either way, tomorrow’s you and your butthole is going to regret everything.

Dennys. Oh how I miss the westland Dennys. Was a wild place once it got late.though it wasn't as bad as the red apple or the blue roof where you shouldn't go unarmed ever.

 

[jeff7b9]

I'm coming home and making Ramen noodles with mixed veggies and a fuck ton of hot sauce.

If Checkers spicy fries was an option, I might have considered that.

But I pretty much out grew fast food a LONG time ago.

 

[Crazy Source]

I'm coming home and making Ramen noodles with mixed veggies and a fuck ton of hot sauce.

If Checkers spicy fries was an option, I might have considered that.

But I pretty much out grew fast food a LONG time ago.

Drop an egg in there to really soak up the alcohol and get a protein hit.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Fam mi memba di taym mi touch down inna Philippines an' mi get mad wasted hungry af but mi inna di barrio

Deh pon di road mi buck up pon dis rando stand inna di dead a night ting call Burger Machine

Spot was like a gift from God street dark AF but mi swear mi see a holy glow like Jesus himself seh "walk here mi bredda yuh salvation deh bout"

ngl fam mi sure ting nuh real beef but mi tell yuh dis yuh nyam one an’ yuh feel straight invincible mi seh buff up like yuh unlock cheat codes ready fi rd 2

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

That's one of the things that really pisses me off about the UK.

I work early shifts and all I have as options at this time in the morning is kebabs and the last batch of McDonalds before the 5am breakfast menu.

I'd kill for a place where I can pop in at 04:30 and get a semi-decent breakfast meal...

 

[whocares]

Ahh, to be 23 again. My drunk food is either waiting for me at home, or being cooked up at the venue to eat on the ride home. There's levels to this game.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Taco bell if you wanna shit your pants when you pass out.

 

[Batjester]

Denny's or Perkins. Even after I stopped drinking. Great places to go after working a wedding and seeing all the drunks.