Movies Is there any movie where you would succeed if you were the main character?

[TheChance]

Sometimes a Great Notion. I could have saved Joe Ben.

 

[aerius]

Any of the Cheech & Chong movies. I'm already a hippie stoner so all I have to do is be myself.

 

[pugilistico]

Before Sunrise. All I need is to be a dumb tourist in foreign country who chats up a chick. I wouldn't survive the sequels though because I'm not getting married to a chick I met once and hooked up with.

I'd totally survive the predator though. The predator would take one look at me and think, "I don't want to hurt this small child."

 

[plataoplombo]

The Exorcist. If I was that priest I would have run the fuck out of that house as soon as I heard the devil talking.

Same...probably would've told the family to fuck off when they asked if I could come over.

 

[ufcfan4]

Before Sunrise. All I need is to be a dumb tourist in foreign country who chats up a chick. I wouldn't survive the sequels though because I'm not getting married to a chick I met once and hooked up with.

I'd totally survive the predator though. The predator would take one look at me and think, "I don't want to hurt this small child."

I think those Before movies are great. All three of them. Rare to see a trilogy where every entry is a classic.

 

[pugilistico]

I think those Before movies are great. All three of them. Rare to see a trilogy where every entry is a classic.

I used to love the first one and dislike the third, not because it wasn't good, but because it hit a bit too close to home.

But the older I get, I'm starting to see them in a different light. I used to love the first one when I was younger, but now I understand the sequels better.

 

[William Huggins]

Bowman, fuck HAL, I'm pulling that cunts power as soon as I hear it's snarky voice....... Everyone lives and we get to investigate the trippy monolith together........

 

[William Huggins]

Asian Babysitters 16

No way you can fit a foot long in your mouth...... I've seen you struggling with the 6" subway.......

 

[William Huggins]

Forrest Gump ?

You'd definitely have caught the Aids ...... sorry

 

[Frode Falch]

More or less every horror movie that follows this recipe: people getting kidnapped, locked up, or hunted by some idiot or a pack of out of shape fools.

 

[TheTickG]

I rewatched interstellar recently and realized that if I were the dude in the black hole, I couldn't save the world because I don't know Morse code, and even if I did, I don't know anyone that that knows it, so I couldn't communicate with anyone.

Then I started wondering if there was any movie where I could replace the main character and win.

Die hard? Nope. They'd have to call it die quick.

Predator? Nope, I wouldn't even make Arnold's elite squad.

Terminator????? I think maybe I could win here. Because if I were Sarah Connor, all I'd have to do it bang Kyle Reese and he would do all the fighting for me. Then at the end i just have to push a button to crush the T-800. Of course, banging Reese would be no easy task since I'm straight and he smells like hobo piss.

I'd do great in Office Space, Idiocracy, and Knocked Up.

 

[Bacco]

Predator? Nope, I wouldn't even make Arnold's elite squad.

Technically not making it into the team would save you, iirc the predator would not kill you if you are'nt armed lol

 

[Stargazer Rex]

The Matrix

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

World Trade Center

I'd be at work and I usually don't take holidays in September.

 

[Tito Tapped]

If I was Jack, I would have pushed that rich thot into the water.

 

[Thrawn33]

Home Alone

I grew up with guns in my house, and at Kevin's age I had been hunting and shooting long enough to know how to use them.

The movie would be shorter and there'd be no sequels

 

[Sycho Sid]

Mrs. Doubtfire

 

[evergreenrider]

Cheech and Chong

 

[Osculater]

I would survive "Brokeback Mountain"

 

[POWER SLAP WORLD CHAMPION]

I seen a few x rated movies where I could have done a better job

Gay ones, right?

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