Is Ted Cruz actually the Zodiac Killer? Or is he really the lead singer of Stryper?

[Guestx]

According to a recent poll, 38% of Florida voters indicated that they thought Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer. 10% said that they definitely thought he was.

This idea has taken a life of its own and now evidence is popping up all over the Internet. Gaze and wonder:

However, the story doesn't end there. There's another group--a rival faction if you will-- that thinks that Ted Cruz and Michael Sweet, the frontman for Christian metal band Stryper, are one and the same.





"Michael Sweet" originally confirmed the truth of the rumor before backtracking. Hmm. . .

 

[BisexualMMA]

The Zodiac case is closed now, as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

 

[Guestx]

The Zodiac case is closed now, as far as I'm concerned.

Yeah, I mean in hindsight it's so obvious.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

So are those people just trolling that poll or do they really think he is the Zodiac killer because of that weird ass number stuff? Am I missing a joke here, or are there some disturbing stupid people here.

 

[Guestx]

So are those people just trolling that poll or do they really think he is the Zodiac killer because of that weird ass number stuff? Am I missing a joke here, or are there some disturbing stupid people here.

LOL, well I'm sure they're just trolling. It's hilarious that the question even got on the poll to begin with.

Cruz was a child when the Zodiac was doing his thing.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

LOL, well I'm sure they're just trolling. It's hilarious that the question even got on the poll to begin with.

Cruz was a child when the Zodiac was doing his thing.

I hope you're right.

But unfortunately there are many stupid people out there who buy that numbers crap. Even a friend of mine does, and he's not even stupid (as in, he doesn't have a low IQ).

 

[Guestx]

There may be somebody out there who's REALLY, REALLY, REALLY dumb and also suffers from some other form of mental illness who was serious. But I'm sure 99% of respondents were just fucking around.

 

[Guestx]

Eh?

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Richard Gaikowski

 

[Guestx]

Richard Gaikowski

We're only discussing plausible theories in this thread bro, and not fantasy bullshit.