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Is Steven Seagal legit?

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Apparently Seagal shit his pants when Leguizamo put him in a lock

Is there a vid of him saying that? This vid only says how Seagal elbowed him and he flew against the wall, getting the wind knocked out of him.
 
Is there a vid of him saying that? This vid only says how Seagal elbowed him and he flew against the wall, getting the wind knocked out of him.

He makes Seagal sound like a bad ass
 
He talks about how he could wreck and kill any UFC fighter. He even trained Anderson and Machida. So is this guy and his aikido skills for real, can he do what he claims he can do or is it bs
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Steven Segal is an EGOTISTICAL BLOATED FAT AZZWHIPE. He is hated in the movie industry.... He is hated by anyone who pretty much knows him...
 
Is that the movie with the 10/10 wood bang jumping out of a cake doing the naked dance or am I thinking of something else?

Under Siege, yes that was the movie. Chick's name was Erica Eleniak (not sure if that's the correct spelling).
 
Can't believe this herb was an action star once. How the hell did that happen?

He's so damn fat now, does he do no physical activity all day? He needs a personal trainer and nutrition oriented chef.

Man he's uncoordinated. I can dance better than that.

I know he can easily wreck your hand or arm if you give it to him. He knows how to use leverage to hurt you. I saw a vid of Anderson giving him his arm, and Seagal twisted it back real quick and Silva yelled. I actually think Anderson was in real pain.

But, a fighter would have to literally give him their limb like Anderson did. He doesn't know enough, isn't skilled enough to get a hold of a real fighter's limb on his own.
You don't know shit. He's a 7 dan black belt in aikido and has blackbelts in karate, judo, and kendo.

Yeah he's old and fat now but he's a legit badass that would wreck most ufc guys in his prime.
 
When he was in shape he backed down to Van Damme.
No he didn't. He went on arsenio hall's show a week or 2 aftet Va Damme was talking shit and when they played the clip for him he said they could do it luce on the air and Hall could be the referee. VD didn't want any part of him. Dude was a fucking gymnast, nit a fighter.
 
How does a person reach Seagal's level of complete lack of self-awareness? If everyone I ever knew in my life from the time I was born told me I was a god walking among men, I still don't think I'd have an ego to match his.
 
Reminds me of the scene from In The Loop,

Malcolm Tucker, "Have you ever killed anyone?"

General Miller, "Yes"

Tucker, "You realise that falling asleep on top of someone doesn't count?":)
 
He's legit, stop hating. He lead Silva and Machida into Championship wins. He even beat Sean Connery, plus he has a new award winning movie. He even killed Gsp in Killing Salazar movie, in GSP's best getting killed performance.
 
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