Is my brother Jewish?

[phoenixikki]

So I was thinking here, he married last year with a woman, who is Jewish (I'm completely sure about this), their marriage was a typical Jewish marriage, the bride wore a colorful dress and everybody else white. My brother wore the kippah during the ceremony and all. So my question is: Is he Jewish now?

 

[Hogey]

Ask to see his dick.

 

[mushishi]

He needs to be circumcised.

EDIT: sigh, late again.

 

[SammyPops]

has he killed any Palestinians yet?

i kid

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Is he always wearing a hat? If so, he is hiding his horns. Get him out of this marriage before it's too late.

 

[Iroh]

Did he by any chance get a life time ban from the UFC recently?

 

[Zer]

I'm German so I have a natural sense for these things. Post a recent pic bro

 

[BisexualMMA]

Ask this in the war room for thoughtful answers.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Does he feel a false entitlement to a land that doesn't belong to him? If so, he may be Jew.

 

[clutchCAT420]

I've banged many Jewish gurls but never married one. I will say this, he's no longer your brother.

 

[Matt4786]

Basically, if your mom is a Jew you're a Jew no matter what. Otherwise you have to convert.

Source: mom is a Jew

It makes for some weird outcomes. E.g. Elvis is considered a Jew by some because his maternal grandma was Jewish.

 

[SammyPops]

I'm German so I have a natural sense for these things. Post a recent pic bro

are you one of those good germans that ehlped jews or ..... well you know, the other kind?

 

[INeedARemedy]

Be careful the next time he hands you a glass of water

 

[phoenixikki]

Be careful the next time he hands you a glass of water

?????

 

[TeTe]

Does he feel a false entitlement to a land that doesn't belong to him? If so, he may be Jew.

Well there it is

I don't miss Hollywood Nicky so much now.

 

[Daveb]

Has he become funnier , smarter, and more successful? If so yes