Iron Man vs Predator

For the second time, Predators hunt humans for sport and armed with the bare minimum. Their challenges are a means of improving their weapons and tactics but it's purely for sport.

If they were up against Iron Man, they wouldn't come in with just a shoulder blaster and a spear. They would come suited up with whatever advanced technology they have.

The post about Predator killing Pepper Potts is pretty spot on. They're hunters, not comic book super villains. Forget about that, tie you up and tell you a monologue bull shit to give you time to escape. They'll shoot you through the skull while you're pissing.

When Iron Man was getting drunk in college, Predator was cleaning up an entire crew of private military badasses that had toured various countries in conflict on rescue missions. (We're comparing Tony Stark of today's Iron Man to Predator in general). As seen in the 2012 movie Predators, a lot has changed in their technology.


I agree with this. Predators do this shit for fun, and most likely their tech is more advanced than Tony's. And I can see them salivating at the thought of killing Iron Man. They'd probably fight each other just to see who gets to be the one to kill IM. People forget how badass predators are because IM has the newer movies.
 
I agree with this. Predators do this shit for fun, and most likely their tech is more advanced than Tony's. And I can see them salivating at the thought of killing Iron Man. They'd probably fight each other just to see who gets to be the one to kill IM. People forget how badass predators are because IM has the newer movies.

Congrats TS you have now started another sherdog inside joke like benching teh 275 and the lizard picture. Now it is everything that is a huge mismatch vs Ironman lol.
 
Congrats TS you have now started another sherdog inside joke like benching teh 275 and the lizard picture. Now it is everything that is a huge mismatch vs Ironman lol.

Pro tip: more than one person has to do it before it's a "meme"...but I dig it




"Iron Man vs the porn industry"
 
I agree with this. Predators do this shit for fun, and most likely their tech is more advanced than Tony's. And I can see them salivating at the thought of killing Iron Man. They'd probably fight each other just to see who gets to be the one to kill IM. People forget how badass predators are because IM has the newer movies.

Pro tip: more than one person has to do it before it's a "meme"...but I dig it




"Iron Man vs the porn industry"

We already have a iron man vs danny glover and iron man vs mark wahlberg.
 
For the second time, Predators hunt humans for sport and armed with the bare minimum. Their challenges are a means of improving their weapons and tactics but it's purely for sport.

If they were up against Iron Man, they wouldn't come in with just a shoulder blaster and a spear. They would come suited up with whatever advanced technology they have.

The post about Predator killing Pepper Potts is pretty spot on. They're hunters, not comic book super villains. Forget about that, tie you up and tell you a monologue bull shit to give you time to escape. They'll shoot you through the skull while you're pissing.

When Iron Man was getting drunk in college, Predator was cleaning up an entire crew of private military badasses that had toured various countries in conflict on rescue missions. (We're comparing Tony Stark of today's Iron Man to Predator in general). As seen in the 2012 movie Predators, a lot has changed in their technology.

They were geared up fighting the Aliens. The Aliens blood melted their armor.
Listen I like the Predator but they have been killed by Aliens, Arnold, Prime Danny Glover, Lawrence Fishburn, Adrian Brody.
I can't even believe anyone thinks a Predator can even last more than a minute with Iron Man.
The only two on the list of people/Aliens that killed the Predator that could last more than a minute against Iron Man is Prime DAnny Glover and maybe the Queen Alien.
 
Predators have difficulties with Aliens... Iron Man by one single powerful blast to the Predator with chunks of Predator limbs flying everywhere.
 
predator wins In the situation TS has provided us
 
People who think Predator wins has not a clue about Iron Man or his armor..

Predator doesn't last 10 seconds and Iron Mans suit can find him no matter where hes trying to hide...
 
predator wins In the situation TS has provided us

nope he has jarvis fly in a new suit and pick up the one that can't fly. and in w/e suit he has he can survive or even win in the mean time.
 
We already have a iron man vs danny glover and iron man vs mark wahlberg.

I wonder who created those theads?

*looks condescendingly at you


If anything if gonna be a meme here it's "Danny Glover > everything"
 
I'm rewaching Iron Man 1 right now, and I love that they have Tony Stark, at his age, listening to punk while he's working. Just thought that was a great touch.





Edit: does anyone know the name of the punk song he was listening to? I've tried to find it but no luck.
 
I'm rewaching Iron Man 1 right now, and I love that they have Tony Stark, at his age, listening to punk while he's working. Just thought that was a great touch.





Edit: does anyone know the name of the punk song he was listening to? I've tried to find it but no luck.

google says Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies
do you even google?

 
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Voted predator because the predators comes from manly movies, while iron man is a nerd movie.

IM spent a lot of time sexing up ladies while none of the guys in Predator tried sexing up that girl they rescued. In fact, they all wanted to leave her behind aside from Apollo Creed. IM wins via not being teh gay.
 
As much as I would want Predator to win, He would have to blow himself up for Ironman to lose which means nobody wins
 
IM spent a lot of time sexing up ladies while none of the guys in Predator tried sexing up that girl they rescued. In fact, they all wanted to leave her behind aside from Apollo Creed. IM wins via not being teh gay.

Good call man. That girl was sexy as hell! Had a lil snaggle tooth goin on, but made up for it by not wearing a bra.
 
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