In your opinion, what is the proper length a man’s shorts should be?

[Rozko]

The only correct answer

 

[Fraz]

Ankle length

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

C, D and E are all acceptable. A and G should result in execution and your ancestral village burned to the ground

 

[Mark McMichael]

 

[Mark McMichael]

And while I know many women do not like men in cargo shorts for some reason, i love mine.

Found this pic of an average sherdogger strolling in his cargo shorts.

 

[ScarfaceJr]

i should never see a man's knee's or thighs while out in public.

only exception is if im on the basketball court

 

[dc007]

Inch above the knee.

 

[ralphc1]

Is it really shorts if your penis isnt hanging out?

I'm old so my testicles now hang lower than my penis.

 

[Mesos]

A) Mid thigh or higher.
B) A few inches above the kneecap.
C) Directly above the kneecap.
D) Directly on the middle of the kneecap.
E) Directly under the kneecap.
F) A few inches under the kneecap.
G) Mid shin or lower.

Spoiler

I usually go with E but I’ll accept D occasionally.

A or B if you have beast thighs and need to remind people of this.

G if you have skeletor chicken legs that no one wants to see

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Just above the knee.

So, C.

 

[Spounman]

About the same size as the one's my ex used to sleep in and wear around the house.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

17 inch shorts are the way to go.