In your opinion, what is the proper length a man’s shorts should be?

[fingercuffs]

Are you swimming? Are you climbing? Are you sunbathing? Are you walking your dog? Are you riding a bike? My tennis shorts are very different to all of the above.

 

[volodya]

Are you swimming? Are you climbing? Are you sunbathing? Are you walking your dog? Are you riding a bike? My tennis shorts are very different to all of the above.

Don't girls supposed to wear skirts for tennis?

 

[ssBaldy]

Honestly if your dick and balls dont fall out you're fine.
I pick A to C depending on use and style. Middle of the kneecap shorts are inconvenient, btw, and look silly - better go an inch shorter or longer.

 

[fingercuffs]

Don't girls supposed to wear skirts for tennis?

As well. Periods are a thing. You double up.

 

[Snowblindlove]

A) Mid thigh or higher.
B) A few inches above the kneecap.
C) Directly above the kneecap.
D) Directly on the middle of the kneecap.
E) Directly under the kneecap.
F) A few inches under the kneecap.
G) Mid shin or lower.

Spoiler

I usually go with E but I’ll accept D occasionally.

It depends how good your body looks. Those muscular guys who dont have hairy legs or remove hair they seem to wear mid thigh shorts.

I have never seen higher than midthigh on anyone but runners.

If you have bad legs then mid shin length or a little below the knee.

 

[Panty Raider]

A) Mid thigh or higher.
B) A few inches above the kneecap.
C) Directly above the kneecap.
D) Directly on the middle of the kneecap.
E) Directly under the kneecap.
F) A few inches under the kneecap.
G) Mid shin or lower.

Spoiler

I usually go with E but I’ll accept D occasionally.

I think it should be just longer than how far the head of your dick hangs...I like my shorts down to my knees. I know lots of posters here might like them up to their chin.

As well. Periods are a thing. You double up.

if you can walk through mud you can fuck through blood.... Jerry's final thought

 

[djacobox372]

 

[Two Crows]

Ah, dammit.

1 post too late.



Anyway;

 

[hohner]

Banana hammock or don't bother.

 

[Post 2 Decision]

C, D, and E are all acceptable

 

[Oeshon]

Above the knee. Below the knee is for incels.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Just above the knee for me, though I have two that rest around the middle of the knee that I bought from Phuket, which are probably my most comfortable item of clothing.

 

[GSP_37]

A bit below the knee.

 

[Fashionisdanger]

Like I have a say in it.

 

[legatoblues]

If you've got small calves / quads, that's a you problem

 

[DoctorNick]

Skies out thighs out is my motto

 

[I Am Legion]

Shorts that fit. Too long or too short are mistakes. I like an inch above my knee to show off the quads. Men that wear short shorts are usually gay. Men that wear shorts down to their shins are usually poor.

 

[MaxMMA]

To many factors at play to make a clear determination. Is the wearer of said shorts in a street gang? Is the wearer a homosexual?

These are just two of the many factors that can help determine proper short length.

 

[AbominableJoman]

E or you’re sus…

 

[Zer]