In case you missed the press conference between Garbrandt and Cruz.

The Best JG said:
Is that an accurate transcript or troll job?

Ah nm troll job necktat wouldnt trash talk his own necktats

7/10 tho its a pass
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The "necktat" line is just TS trolling, but the rest is 100% accurate. It was really, really awkward. Good thing Garbrandt is a talented fighter, because thinking is clearly not his forte.
 
When someone threatens to "Bust all over your face" the retort should never be "I'll eat it all up" unless youre a girl in a porno.
 
Cody is gonna get throttled.....Cruz in 4.....RNC!!
 
Dream20 said:
Cruz: I will bust all over your face.

Cody: I will eat it all up.

Cruz: you have beaten nobody in the top 5.

Cody: Doesn’t matter. Who the fuck have you beaten?

Cruz: Just your whole team. Some of them twice.

Cody: Yeah but they are all lose.. Eh, I mean. When I’m done with you, your face will look worse than my neck tattoos.

Cruz: What are you talking about?

Cody: What are YOU talking about? I’m talking about the fact that that I never had to shave pussy in my life. And I won’t shave your beard either.

Anik: How are you going to solve the puzzle in Cruz that nobody of your teammates could?

Cody: Faith.
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Got a link bro? Where was this also? Actual presser or a backstage interview thing?
 
The best part about this is, that is almost word for word the interview.
 
Dream20 said:
Cruz: I will bust all over your face.

Cody: I will eat it all up.

Cruz: you have beaten nobody in the top 5.

Cody: Doesn’t matter. Who the fuck have you beaten?

Cruz: Just your whole team. Some of them twice.

Cody: Yeah but they are all lose.. Eh, I mean. When I’m done with you, your face will look worse than my neck tattoos.

Cruz: What are you talking about?

Cody: What are YOU talking about? I’m talking about the fact that that I never had to shave pussy in my life. And I won’t shave your beard either.

Anik: How are you going to solve the puzzle in Cruz that nobody of your teammates could?

Cody: Faith.
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Not very far from the truth.
 
You got me at "never had to shave pussy"
 
Which Doctor said:
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Mmmm fritters/smilies
 
The Best JG said:
Is that an accurate transcript or troll job?

Ah nm troll job necktat wouldnt trash talk his own necktats

7/10 tho its a pass
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Actually a lot of that is basically what they said. But I'm happy with a 7.
 
lol @ this thread..

I can bet that if Cruz loses this weekend, 90% of you never admit that you were his fans.
 
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